Team Fortress 2
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:05pm
The Possible Official Update - Lecture Valley (More info being included)
11th of June, 2014: For some unknown reason, the multiple types of bread teased in the past have randomly been appearing via Teleports in-game. It can be linked to the supposed 15 minute short plot - The Engineer conducts an experiment on Bread with some teleport, and something goes horribly wrong. The Bread models are identical to the ones shown in the Adult Swim and Two Cities updates.

11th of June, 2014: End of the Line creator, McVee, makes a vague tumblr post about Heavy and strawberries. With how 3 lines in the Short files correspond to Strawberries, it can be assumed that the 15 minute short is near to completion.

12th of June, 2014: McVee confirms the Bread short is complete, and that he's seen it - potential spoilers ahead - Chatlog 1, Chatlog 2.

17th of June, 2014: It begins. Furthermore, 2 links to certain pages regarding Lecture Valley result in 403 Forbidden errors, confirming that there'll be a Lecture Valley Update - Link 1, Link 2.

http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/27xb98/regarding_the_importance_of_bread_and_what_lies/

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Lecture_Valley

In the advertisements, Mann Co. mentions a number of products that they will be releasing soon.
Eighteen Dollar Bread
50 Acres of Farm Land
Bag of Dolphin Meat
Mann Co Robot Disguise Kit
12-Step Mann Co. Piano Lessons
Dispenser Costumes
Nutmeg
A Catapult
A Table Flipping Avoidance Course

Expect some of these to be included. Especially that bread. With bugs. that smells like fish and milk (Connection with the scout since it has holy mackerel and mad milk? who knows.)
Last edited by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami; Jun 17, 2014 @ 3:15pm
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:11pm 
WE SHALL RIDE THAT HYPE TRAIN!
BushElito Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:15pm 
The engineer will get the update.
Because bread comes from engis teles and engi is hidden in countdown.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:17pm 
Originally posted by BushElito:
The engineer will get the update.
Because bread comes from engis teles and engi is hidden in countdown.

There's a lot of other things mentioned, like breadmonster jarate or something like that..
abandoned Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:17pm 
Pretty sure everybody is bready for this.
Cardiac Arrest Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:19pm 
Originally posted by GamerDude:
Pretty sure everybody is bready for this.
I've been wheaty for this rising update, and I'm bready
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:19pm 
Originally posted by GamerDude:
Pretty sure everybody is bready for this.

They better be. Bread shall be ♥♥♥♥. Tons of them.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:29pm 
Either people don't want the spoilers or people think this is a lie..
noname Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:32pm 
I just hope we at least get the short tonight, because I have a feeling this is gonna be a multi-day update. Which is cool and all, it's just I've been waiting for this thing all day. :/
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:34pm 
Originally posted by noname:
I just hope we at least get the short tonight, because I have a feeling this is gonna be a multi-day update. Which is cool and all, it's just I've been waiting for this thing all day. :/

That would be a ♥♥♥♥ move if we only got something small out of a whole day of waiting. I mean come on, every other update it showed how many days we had until the actual update and there were some hits and previews in the days we get. look at two cities, pyromania and uber update.
fuzzduccck Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:36pm 
The number 18... 9 TF2 classes, 9 TFC classes...
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:37pm 
Originally posted by fuzz:
The number 18... 9 TF2 classes, 9 TFC classes... :medicon::crate::sentry:

What? where did you find that number?
The Superintendent Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:38pm 
Originally posted by fuzz:
The number 18... 9 TF2 classes, 9 TFC classes... :medicon::crate::jarate::sentry:
MvM
but with TFC.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:44pm 
Originally posted by The Superintendent:
Originally posted by fuzz:
The number 18... 9 TF2 classes, 9 TFC classes... :medicon::crate::sentry:
MvM
but with TFC.

Robot disguise kits.
Rowbotts Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:49pm 
You know, it's actually a countdown to a delay.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Jun 17, 2014 @ 2:58pm 
Originally posted by Rowbotts:
You know, it's actually a countdown to a delay.

Why the hell would valve make that? it's like the worst move to do, much worse than the robot hat update.
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