Tick. Tick. Tick.

[doolas]

Yeah, yeah, Toast, Bread Monster, but remember: The last news? The weapons. I'm sure that the new weapons Valve and the community were working on will be submitted, these ludiocrious toast theories are delicious.

It'd be hilarious if the new weapons had +100 defense against bread monsters... Anyway, I'm sure that the weapons will be added, and the bread will be added in a future update. I dunno. That, or the new weapons will submitted with the bread? Maybe, it's Mann versus Breadchine? By the way, I think that all the Sanviches will attract the "Bread Monstahs" (besides the Dakolahs Bar) because the Sanvich is basically murdering bread bretheren, and Buffalo Steak Sanvich questions the very exsistance of bread! And ♥♥♥♥ing Hell, if this update DOES NOT GIVE ME BREAD OR NEW WEAPONS, I WILL DESTROY MY COMPUTER.

On the topic of toast, what if the comic book world is affected? If you've caught up on the Team Fortress Comic, Rings of Fired , the Medic's secret weapon to attack his team could be BREAD! Or if you recall, the Engineer was missing... So maybe he is developing some bread formula which he can use to protect him self from the robots?

Deep within the source code, there was Bread Gloves for the Heavy, Bread Sappers, and more. In Something Valley, there was a short ad for 18 dollar bread. In various update pictures and teasers, there was bread! Rottenburg poster? Dove carrying a Pretzels. Pretzels ARE BREAD!! In the Adult Swim Trailer, there was Bread in a box with BREAD on the TOP of it!!!


Oh yeah and taunts and Moon Base map.



YEAH TOAST!!!

[Robyna]

toast is op
valve please nerf toast

[BushElito]

This bread cult...
I thought the painapple one was weirder...

[aaa a a aa AAA]

end of the line update: red team must stop blu team from crashing their train into red's bread vault

[doolas]

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end of the line update: red team must stop blu team from crashing their train into red's bread vault

Oh. My. God. YES.

[BushElito]

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end of the line update: red team must stop blu team from crashing their train into red's bread vault

Update: The Red's base is actually cp_granary. If it gets destroyed, red will loose bread and major cash income