"Negative" Weapons: Flip-Flop A Weapon's Stats

[Zilch-Zero]

This is a new idea for weapons that I came up with. They are called negative weapons, and are called as such because they have stats opposite to their regular counterparts. A good example could be:

"Negative" Winger:
-15% Damage Penalty
Jump Height Reduced By 25% While Active
+60% Clip Size

Another Example:

"Negative" Baby Face's Blaster
On Hit: Build Slow
+34% Clip Size
+10% Movement Speed On Wearer
Slow Reduced On Air Jumps

By now, you should be able to understand where this is going. Share your own examples down below.

[Ordovician]

Soo... The Zatoichi with negative 100% health kills you upon enemy kills and the red tape recorder upgrades buildings?

[sometimes always never]

Backburner:
+Airblast costs -10 ammo (instead of +30, -30 ammo consumption)
-Deals 1/3 damage to enemy's back

[Juno Brier]

Every knife:
Insta-kill on facestab. You're welcome.

Front Burner:
Does guaranteed crits from the front
Airblast costs only 8 ammo (2/5x the cost rather than 2.5x cost)

Anti-Backscratcher:
Deals 25% less damage
Get 75% more health from dispensers and medics
Get 50% less health from health packs

[Ordovician]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Inky Marona:

Every knife:
Insta-kill on facestab. You're welcome.

BEHOLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFifvA-mVlA

[stabber of faith]

Your Eternal Loss
Upon a successful backstab against an opponent, lose the ability to disguise as them and simultaneously disguise as every other class but the class that you just killed.
Loud Killer: Shows up ten times in the killfeed, in the chat box, and on everybody's screen that you just killed somebody
Wearer can disguise.

The Homicidal Gardener
Deals crits when the user is not rocket jumping
All hits are critical hits.

Jarate?! NOOOOOOO
Coated allies take mini-crits.
Also increases fire damage.

The Weak Gloves of Boxing
Upon Kill: Take critical hits for 5 seconds.
20% faster firing speed.

[Harmless Orange]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Onion Mush:

Jarate?! NOOOOOOO
Coated allies take mini-crits.
Also increases fire damage

Can you explain?

[Harmless Orange]

Sticky Jumper
- 200% Max Seconary ammo on wearer
Sefl dmg
+ 100% Dmg
Random Criticals hits
+ 6 Max stickies
Wearer can take intel

[mong]

Gunslinger
Make a big sentry which takes longer to build. Add now.

[Juno Brier]

Gloves of Russian Undefeatedness:
-30% movement speed
+25% damage bonus
Deal minicrits while weapon is equipped.

Fists of Wood:
+40% weakness to ranged damage
+100% melee resistance
20% fast weapon switch speed

Tenancy Notice:
-50% firing speed
+60% damage

[noname]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von ERRORNAME:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Onion Mush:

Jarate?! NOOOOOOO
Coated allies take mini-crits.
Also increases fire damage

Can you explain?

Jarate puts out fires. I guess the opposite would be to make the fire worse.

[Karthii_]

Bonk! Atomic Punch
- Makes you vulnerable to damage
In other words, it does nothing.

[Juno Brier]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von noname:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von ERRORNAME:

Can you explain?

Jarate puts out fires. I guess the opposite would be to make the fire worse.

No, the opposite would be setting them on fire.

[Wumpus]

Phlogistinator
Has a Mmph meter, and when filled:
No critical hits
Instantly killed
Can airblast

[Joshua Kurayami]

The Psychic Basher

On Miss: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Hit: Hit yourself. Idiot.

[Joshua Kurayami]

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

100% critical hit vs non-burning players
+25% damage penalty