Team Fortress 2
ф Swanswag ф Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:00am
Epic Buff Idea
Since TF2 is already so P2ERBNBF2P (Pay-to-Earn-Respect-By-Not-Being-Free-to-Play), we might as well just make TF2 officially P2W! Here's my idea... (I'm pretty sure VALVe will accept this if they see it, as they'll profit a lot if they do.)

1) All F2P players have their names automatically changed to "Fucking Furfag" when they join a server, and P2P bots that replace their P2P owners automatically hurl insults at F2Ps, literally. Insults insta-kill.

2) The richer you are, the better you look in-game, right? Now, the richer you are, the better you are in-game! You deal damage based on the Backpack.tf value of your backpack, so the richer the better!

3) Unusuals deal damage! You can "activate" your Unusual with a special key, and it'll perform a special class ability that looks different from a cosmetic point of view, but works the same - all F2Ps in the enemy team, all around the map (even in the enemy Resupply Room) get killed. Instantly.

Rate my brilliance!

I'm an F2P...

Pressed for time? Read here: Just type "10/10" into the comments below, thanks much.
Last edited by ф Swanswag ф; Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:13am
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Duck (No PC) Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:02am 
no
Walrus on LSD Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:02am 
brilliant/10
Toni is Freaky Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:06am 
Nice joke m8
tarpet (Banned) Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:06am 
Amazing, VALVe pls.
ф Swanswag ф Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:07am 
Originally posted by sa0s:
brilliant
RA3 Fan Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:14am 
This is one of these moments when I lose faith in humanity.

Nvm, I still have my own race.
ф Swanswag ф Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:16am 
Originally posted by Ethereal:
This is one of these moments when I lose faith in humanity.

Nvm, I still have my own race.
I thought you had another alt?
a handsome heavy Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:22am 
Gr8 B8 M8
RA3 Fan Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:22am 
Originally posted by Toby:
Originally posted by Ethereal:
This is one of these moments when I lose faith in humanity.

Nvm, I still have my own race.
I thought you had another alt?
It's still the same one, just changed the name.
Puncakes Aug 11, 2014 @ 6:04am 
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10
Smeelio Aug 11, 2014 @ 6:07am 
360/420
Wise Filthy Scrub Peasant Aug 11, 2014 @ 6:10am 
Please join Valve and convince Gaben to sell his company to EA :3:3:3:3:3:3:3
Smeelio Aug 11, 2014 @ 6:11am 
Originally posted by Ethereal:
Nvm, I still have my own race.
Ooh, is it the Mushroom Cup?
Last edited by Smeelio; Aug 11, 2014 @ 6:12am
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Date Posted: Aug 11, 2014 @ 4:00am
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