Posted: December 12
played game for long time- here are tips
tip: tuxedo terrorist man goes LOBSTER when using pencil bag and SkyWatching
tip: texas nerd go build tiny shooter when useing robot arm
tip: use fatty at long range when fighting australian longshooter- his gun name of SAZA shoots much faster
tip: the tiny one is very hard to use b/c is too fast- reccomend walk by using CONTROL BUTTON so you don't hit walls b/c you are too fast
tip: having trouble fighting flamer? try demonstrations man. volve™ computer software designed him to DEMONSTRATE (ha, i get it) how fighting FIRE WITH FIRE (irony). Get very close to flamer with Grenad. Launche. (this means Grenade Launcher, I use abbreviations b/c i am a pro player), and fire away. if you are close enough, you should be damaged by these explosions. you might think "huh, why am i damaged by explosions"? very good question, let me tell you- volve™ realized that demonstrations man was too OP and very dangerous, so they design him to explode after shooting so he can only kill flamer but not the other ones. this game is very clever, too-
remember Cold War?
you might know of tiny little thing name of "mutuali assured destroction" (if this is too complicated for you it is OK to stop reading here B.C/ all im going to do is explain this and then be done with review)
here is the very clever part- remember when i tell you about how demonstrations man explode when shooting flamer too close? volve™ make him explode to remind us of Cold War and say "science is gone TOO FAR, don't let the explosions get us all"
volve is very funny. i know he is not real (im not a tiny baby boy anymore, jeez) but i like to pretend is real sometime.