I thought this was a pretty good game, but then I realised there's no ♥♥♥♥ing checkpoints in the game! And it would've helped me with the boss in the game, because there's ♥♥♥♥ing saws EVERYWHERE and I have to keep restarting from the beginning over and OVER AGAIN! IT PISSES ME OFF!
♥♥♥♥ YOU TEAM MEAT! You made the game a pain in the♥♥♥♥♥for me and I can't believe I wasted $3 on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, I could've bought Retro CIty Rampage with that money, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s! I'm giving away your trading cards for free for not adding any checkpoints in your game you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s, see how you like it! Besides, the trading cards are the ONLY GOOD THING about this game you♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEAM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Next time, I'm getting Retro City Rampage, a game that♥♥♥♥♥♥ton better than your ♥♥♥♥ing meat game!