Okay, first I just get the "preparing to launch" window that pops up whenever you start a Steam game.... then it never starts.
I try running the game from the Steam folder (steam/steamapps/common/supermeatboy) and I get an error saying "Steam_api.dll can't be found" or something to that extent.
So I google this and find the file. I download it and put it into the Meat Boy Steam folder.
I go launch the game....
Woo! Black screen! Oh ♥♥♥♥... "Could not create graphics device".
So I google this, find this: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2736681
I wait to try it and just start the game again.
Hey, I can actually get into the game.
So now i'm playing a Rapture level (8 to be exact) and I get to the end and jump on Pinkie...
AND THE GAME FREEZES (music is still playing though). I alt+tab out and I see something that says "creating mini-dump, sending to Team Meat". So i'm like ♥♥♥♥. I still haven't tried the thread's solution yet, but I checked the Meat boy folder and i've got a file from today saying called "supermeatboy_1755290_crash_2013_6_18T19_10_50C0.mdmp
I WANNA PLAY THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME AND FINALLY FINISH IT... BUT I MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING CAN'T!!!!!!!!!