GLaDOS quotes

[Cross]

what is your favorite GLaDOS quote? one of mine is "remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you'. that was great"

[ettolrach]

Now I'm German so I play on german language so i'll translate plus i got a few! (This one is at the boss fight in Portal 1) "Do you think that you are doing any damage to me? Two plus Two equals [Noise] ... TEN!" "What are you doing? Stop That! I, I ... We are happy, that you completed your final test! Where we pretended we were going to murder you! We are very, VERY happy about your succsses! we are throughing a Party! Please put the device down and lie on your belly. A Party - Employee will come to bring you to your Party! Do not try to leave the test chamber. Go with the employee, or you will miss the Party!" "Okay mary the thing if you want but I WILL NOT LET YOU!!! What do you think now?"

[tsuMi]

Maybe this one:
"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"

[Sincerity]

Still alive)