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Mashu 25 nov., 2012 @ 1:43am
An Announcement from the President of the United States of America
My fellow Americans, I bring you together to discuss a serious topic. It is clear to see that we are in a state of disrepair. Our economy is slowly collapsing, jobs are becoming harder to find, the people, once happy and merry, are falling into an inevitable depression.

After seeing this issue, I, as your loyal President, decided to dig deep into the situation. You may have been told that the reason we're in an economic decline is because of low taxes, or too much spending on the military. However, I am here to tell you that this is not the case. I will admit, I have been keeping a secret from the people for a long time now, and I feel as if I should come outright with it.

You see, the reason we're in financial debt is because of NASA.

Recently, we've been keeping an eye out on NASA's scientific missions. NASA has always been loyal to the experimental discovery of the natural world, until July 6, 2010, when a new system of text-to-speech programs were integrated into the new generation of space suits. This system was initially used as a means of communication between workers.

However, doing some investigations and tests of the average NASA mission on the moon has found that the intended use is not being fulfilled. Instead, workers have been using it as a humorous ploy, entering nonsensical words and numbers into it, as well as modifying the voice as a way to crash electronic interference.

Oddly enough, when we asked the supervisors about this misbehavior, they simply shrugged their shoulders. They didn't know what to do about it, as members seriously working on the mission have been completely overridden by these people wishing to make a quick joke or two.

Seeing our tax dollars go towards such foolery has disgusted me, and has forced me to make a rather unfortunate decision. Today, on November 25, 2012, I, as well as the majority of Congress, have decided to cut NASA funding by 20%, or $310 million. We know that this may just damage NASA's more important missions and investigations, but seeing this money going to waste so easily has persuaded me to make such a decision.

We believe that such a cut will drastically improve the situation and moral of these United States of America.

Sincerely,
Barack Obama,
Current President of the United State of America


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john 25 nov., 2012 @ 6:54am 
Sir! I have a response from NASA!

JOHNMADDENJOHNMADDENJOHNMADDEN
sage 25 nov., 2012 @ 12:03pm 
JOHN MADDEN
That Guy 26 nov., 2012 @ 6:13pm 
See? They were right! Obama is a socialist commie anarchist who wants to take away our right to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Vote John Madden 2016

This message funded by holla holla get £
Tommohawked 27 nov., 2012 @ 11:24am 
FOOTBALL
A/B 28 nov., 2012 @ 7:15pm 
I told you bro! I told you 'bout Barack! This will keep happening!
A/B 28 nov., 2012 @ 8:05pm 
Anyway, PM me if you need someone to play serious with, because we both know it's hard to find people that actually play the game.
Docta 28 nov., 2012 @ 8:14pm 
Snake? Snake!
Mashu 28 nov., 2012 @ 9:31pm 
Razgriz: honestly, I don't blame ya. Playing the game seriously is actually not that bad. Granted, it gets tedious after a while, but it still is kinda fun. NASA just had to make the mistake of programming text to speech in.
That Guy 30 nov., 2012 @ 4:00am 
You'll have to play with other serious players, though. In random open games with Johnmaddens like me, you never know when some dik might try to screw everything up and unplug all the HOSES HOSES HOESE HOSES HOSES JOSES JOSES JOSES
A/B 30 nov., 2012 @ 3:22pm 
Razgriz: honestly, I don't blame ya. Playing the game seriously is actually not that bad. Granted, it gets tedious after a while, but it still is kinda fun. NASA just had to make the mistake of programming text to speech in.
Yea, that's definietly true that text-to-speech was a serious mistake. The real reason it was added into the game (this my guess) is so that people not paying attention to the chat could know what's going on while they are repairing something. But that's just my guess.
EDIT: I think that to make the game less tedious (for couplers at least) there should be a chance that certain ciruits are so smached up you have to use wire cutters (or some other tool) to remove extremely damaged circuit boards without the need for a new coupler and replace these circuit boards, so that way there's more than just sautering.
Editat ultima dată de A/B; 30 nov., 2012 @ 3:26pm
Bobbyjoeangus 2 dec., 2012 @ 10:51am 
well mr.obama how could they be wasting money if your not paying them any thing!!
(its true he pays them nothing)
That Guy 2 dec., 2012 @ 12:44pm 
So... does that mean NASA can't hollar hollar get $? That's tragic. We should host a bake sale for NASA.

Quickly, asstronauts, I need your help! I need you to suggest the names of baked goods we will sell for NASA!
Editat ultima dată de That Guy; 2 dec., 2012 @ 12:44pm
Prince Eric 4 dec., 2012 @ 7:19pm 
Holla Holla More John Madden!
Dr_Blox 29 dec., 2012 @ 11:23am 
i knew he was a muslum go to hell monkey ears
P.S my sister whanted to know if friends fly free!!!! dumbo!!!!!!
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