Verfasst: 28. Oktober
i dont know how the ♥♥♥♥ i got this game. i dont think i spent any money on it, but it's been in my steam library for a while now. seriously where did this game come from.
anyway faerie solitaire is some crazy gypsy ♥♥♥ version of solitaire i have never played before (i thought maybe it was spider solitaire or something, but then i looked up spider solitaire and it is not that.) surprisingly though, this ♥♥♥♥ is actually pretty fun. also there are like 10 million levels. took me ♥♥♥♥in forever to beat the story mode.
0/10 on the title though. "faerie solitaire". i had to make myself appear offline to my friends every time i wanted to play this game just so i didnt have to explain to them why the ♥♥♥♥ i was playing "faerie solitaire". apparently there's some story about saving fairies through the power of solitaire or some ♥♥♥♥. i dont know. there was a cutscene that played in the beginning that was pretty gay so i skipped all cutscenes from then on. maybe there is some deep faerie solitaire lore that i am missing out on but ♥♥♥♥ it.
the real problem with this game is that all the achievements are ♥♥♥♥ing easy to get besides 2 which are to hatch all pets or some ♥♥♥♥. so naturally im like "i gotta get all these achievements my ♥♥♥♥a" but the RNG that determines if the egg that you need will drop is ♥♥♥♥in ridiculous! you'd have to be a ♥♥♥♥in maniac to play long enough to get those rare drops. so i did what any reasonable person would do and got that ♥♥♥♥. i will not disclose how but let's just say MY ♥♥♥ wasnt actually sitting there playing for 67.1 hrs.
now here is why i am not gonna recommend the game. "faerie solitaire". everyone i know would look at me like im an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if i said with a straight face "seriously you gotta buy faerie solitaire bro". it's like they didnt even know that people who use steam are also usually sweaty 15-30 year old dudes (usually). it doesn't help that me and every other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who just has to get all the achievements get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by RNG until faerie solitaire becomes one of our top played games. the forums for this game are literally filled with dudes crying over the fact that they've played like 200+ hours and they still didnt get their damn dragon egg. this is what faerie solitaire turns you into. i've been there.
other than that the games pretty fun.