Posted: January 21
Grab your shooty bang bang, sit on the porch, open your laptop AND TAKE THESE DIRTBAGS OFF MY COUNTRY.
Hell yeah soldier, time for you to fill some buckets of blood, hehe im just gonna stand here and look pretty, like a dam princess., oh and explain things, SO YOU BETTER TAKE ME SERIOUS PRIVATE, i dont like repeating myself, only when mah woman makes those delicious toasts, i kindly repeat myself.
You can easily lose yourself to the immense fun of this game, it's short but very entertaining soldier, a good time killer one might say, hehe killer...
The game needs far to many improvements though, because there are a few glitches in this game private, not to mention lag, oh and the upgrades?...lovely.
1 - The peach of a son AI mostly getting stuck on certain areas making them easy targets.
2 - The poor lack of accuracy even with the most useful of weapons, and trust me private, my shotgun cries whenever she hits the target but the game doesn't count that kill *sigh
, hot dang, now im crying too.
3- The upgrades, if wearing goddam hippie princess trinkets is upgrading yourself, then i sure as hell might as well put my woman running naked on the battlefield yelling please somebody throw me a toaster
3 - The game is bit unfair on certain levels, like the bus level, to get your ammo you have to leave you bus unguarded and go ALL across the map to get that sweet candy your plane drops, but as soon as you get there, "IF" sorry, and thats a BIG "IF" private, as the enemy shooty bang bang will never stop penetrating your unupgraded and unguarded sorry arsenal if you know what i mean.
Know what private, i kindly feel in the mood to shot a dev in the butt crack right now and its not even independency day!
Oh and forget this "pro"
horse monkey private, you´re a soldier goddamit, not a dam knowledge facebook, or a birdy tweeting nonsense, and apparently you can´t count private, i said 3 two times above.
Okay private, that´ll be it, i just made your sorry butt cleaner and your life simple by writing you this horse nugget, but next time YOU WRITE YOU DAM THING PRIVATE
, i ain´t your nanny you silly nanner.
Now excuse me private, my shotgun needs me, ain´t that right sally, we gon kill some dirtbags and make you look pretty hehe.......what the..!!, what in the devil, WHAT ARE YOU STILL HERE FOR PRIVATE, GET THAT SHINNY CRACK MOVING *click, clak*
7 out of 10 Shotguns approve this!Note
Oh right, almost forgot private, dont let my writing and opinion intimidate you, you gotta spend a few bucks and try it for yourself, only then you can give your goddam opinion, i dont give a horse monkey if you dont like it private, i like it, my woman likes it, and my shooty bang bang sure as hell loves it, so buy, try it and shut that bullet hole.