Posted: April 11
What to expect from this game:
-Vassals and alliances that refuses to trade with you or join your war
-Empty threats lowering your Daimyo's honor? Not sure how the threats are empty when I beat you guys into submission but hokay...
-Units taking 2 turns to return to the province he just left because whoever programmed unit pathing in CA failed grade school math
-Enemy navy that somehow retreats out into the ocean when you got 4 stacks of navy cockblocking the entire peninsula
-AI wooden cannon crossmap snipeing generals hidden in the woods on the other side of the map
But then there's also...
-Ordering a general to commit seppuku due to his treacherous loyalty from too much looting
-Spare the said general then have him defect mid battle
-Enemy generals trying to spiderman up a castle as they are being shot in the face
-Artillery that's more useful playing whack a mole on enemy troops than actually destroying walls
-20 year old geisha that looks like she is 40
-The said geisha spreading an eye of the lady debuff BECAUSE ALL YOUR MALE AGENTS AND GENERALS ARE INTO COUGARS AMIRITE
-Enemies that last samurai charge out of a siege leading to a massive turkeyshoot