Posted: March 30
I see that the game is relaxing, so it gets points for that, but it's also just boring. You do the exact same thing every level for hours on end. The game doesn't really offer any new mechanics or anything that you see in the tutorial, so the game gets stale pretty quickly. It is especially annoying how many levels are based on luck, and that sometimes after all your work for minutes on end you simply can't win because you can't grow bigger than the other people because some bacteria bounced toward them at some point. The locomotion is super stupid, as you lose size just by moving, and as you get bigger you lose even more size. Half the time you use the same amount that you get from moving to something. There is a reason most games don't use this mechanism, because its counterintuitive, and defeats the purpose of the game. After a while and having to redo countless stages because of a bad mechanic and bad luck meaning I couldn't win, I finally gave up. If you want a frustratingly unnecessarily difficult game based on luck 2/3 the time and with tons of unwinnable situations, but with a relaxing soundtrack, this is the game for you. 4.5/10.