My explanation of why "Actual Sunlight" Is a grossly immersive and riveting narrative experience.
Greetings, viewer of this electronically produced message, stored in a specified font, provided by the founders of this social interaction and game discussion board.

I wish to inform you that, should you, be capable of producing the funds necessary to meet the amount required by this electronical apparatus designed to provide entertainment, I happen to highly recommend the act of purchasing a digital content license. This will allow you to enjoy this electronical apparatus designed to provide entertainment. My reasoning for doing so will be found below.

In this electronical apparatus designed to provide entertainment, you are given the position of playing as a masculine figure, of considerable mental illness and depression. As such, on regular occurrences, he has strong consideration for the act of ceasing the functions of his life, at a premature time. As an excessively heavy individual, of whom suffers from numerous conditions, all of which cause him to be detached from reality, the person in control of the reading of this narrative driven experience, is given the opportunity to see him in his daily routines.

The player will follow him, through his encounters with any acquaintances, and through the sight of his professionalism at whatever establishment has found fit to ask for, and thoroughly reward him, with checks, issued in the country's current currency.

The length of this electronical apparatus designed to provide entertainment has been elsewhere described, for the average player who finds enjoyment in this specific form of media, to be around the amount of hours of two and three, respectfully. It will be different in every individual case, as it is common knowledge that the pace of reading is not equal, within Homo Sapiens.

My reasoning behind recommending this electronical apparatus designed to provide entertainment is twofold. My first point is to mention to you how the very first screen of the game encourages you to engage in the act of masturbating. It uses this as a bargaining tool, to recommend that you do not cease your life functions, as stated before. My second point is to mention to you how it is fundamentally impossible to use the function of Steam, that allows the recording, captioning and sharing of screenshots of said experience, this being because the provided key both is mapped to restart the game, and the fact that the Steam wrapper itself is nonfunctional.

I decided however, to simply shorten the experience, and you shall find that my review of this electronical apparatus designed to provide entertainment, gives a good summary of what to expect.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Anti_Griefer/recommended/288040

If you want even the smallest step towards enlightenment, I suggest you fork over the set sum of your local currency, and embark upon your journey towards true gaming perfection.
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WarPigeon Apr 4 @ 7:29am 
Is the game as entertaining as your post? If so, then I'm sold.
[INFBD] PR0XIDIAN ಠ_ಠ Apr 4 @ 4:25pm 
Originally posted by WarPigeon:
Is the game as entertaining as your post? If so, then I'm sold.
There are lots of quotes in the game like that. The game isn't entertaining. Its actually designed to be uncomfortable to play. It is.
Mr Windblade Apr 4 @ 7:50pm 
Originally posted by INFBD PR0XIDIAN:
Originally posted by WarPigeon:
Is the game as entertaining as your post? If so, then I'm sold.
There are lots of quotes in the game like that. The game isn't entertaining. Its actually designed to be uncomfortable to play. It is.

I agree. I played the version Will posted on his website and I found myself actually crying by the end of it. I connected with the character, but then felt disconnected from him gradually as though he was slipping away and I couldn't do anything about it. Seriously ♥♥♥♥ed with my head and made me really appreciate my friends and family. Great experience.
[INFBD] PR0XIDIAN ಠ_ಠ Apr 4 @ 8:21pm 
Originally posted by Mr Windblade:
Originally posted by INFBD PR0XIDIAN:
There are lots of quotes in the game like that. The game isn't entertaining. Its actually designed to be uncomfortable to play. It is.

I agree. I played the version Will posted on his website and I found myself actually crying by the end of it. I connected with the character, but then felt disconnected from him gradually as though he was slipping away and I couldn't do anything about it. Seriously ♥♥♥♥ed with my head and made me really appreciate my friends and family. Great experience.

This is true. I have never experienced a game like this. I wrote a post thanking the dev. I hope he sees it.
WarPigeon Apr 6 @ 6:58am 
Well, I'm sold. Thank you all for convincing me to buy this game.
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