Posted: January 27
Again, like many 'indie' games on here, this title has some decent concepts which tend to give players hope that they aren't playing a 'lemon'. In fact, this game is pretty much a solid turd. 11/10 I would poop on this game if it were a hard-copy and wipe my butt with its instructional manual.
1) The environment is a bit ridiculous. I mean blood bathed walls with like one or two human corpses present... That's sort of poop.
2) The aliens seem like they just don't know what the Hell they're doing. From the way they look, to how they interact to attack the player. The aliens range from giant flea-like creatures which come farting at you from nowhere to smurf-like zombies that make you feel like you're trapped in some cheap Haji rip-off of the Goonies with cloned versions of the Sloth; made even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ through the cloning process and rapidly multiplying cellular generation.
Oh yes. Watch in horror as those things crowd into a narrow corridor swarming you, and smile with glee as you dump endless rounds of the worst possible ammunition from what could be high-tech airsoft rifles from the far future into their sponge powered bodies. Then die... :/
3) Go here; do this; maybe run from that? "Eh I don't know, what the Hell, why not?" basically sums up the every play-through. Try as you might it doesn't get much better than that.
I tried flushing the toilets in the bathrooms to see if they would suck my player out into oblivion because I was having so much fun. But much to my dismay the character I was controlling did nothing of the sort while he breathed heavily in his space 'suit' (probably hoping he'd just passout and be eaten by a giant-flea or something).
If you MUST be curious and buy this game, don't do what I did, and don't be sober. Maybe get smashed on a bottle of cheap vodka beforehand if you are of age.