You see, friends, I hate boss fights. I hate them more than spiders, the US Congress and the Westboro Baptist Church combined. I play Deus Ex the pacifistic way (which is, to say, the right way). If I had it my way, Jensen wouldn't carry a single gun (aside from the Tranq Rifle). So you might imagine just how painful boss fights are to me.
The first two weren't too much of a struggle, but now I've met the lovely Jaron Namir. Oh my God. I want to rip my hair out and scream expletives at the top of my lungs. As soon as I meet him face to face, he fires a shot or two at me and I die before I can even think of retaliating. If I take cover, he throws grenades at me and turns me into a messy pile of giblets. And, of course, using takedowns (my deadliest weapon) isn't an option for obvious reasons.
The best part, of course, is my decision to have my biochip replaced with the faulty one courtesy of Tai Young. So now I can't see jack ♥♥♥♥.
If you don't think I'm pathetic enough as it is, I'm playing on the easiest difficulty. Yes, you have my permission to laugh.
Jokes aside, I need help. My loadout consists of a Minigun, a Laser Rifle, a Shotgun, and an EMP Grenade. I've tried shooting at him from cover (refer to the above portion about the grenades and the giblets), charging at him immediately as the battle begins, screaming as I unload 200 rounds of pain into his face, and chasing him around the maze hoping to sneak in a takedown as he throws a grenade.
And now I'm here. On this forum. Begging for support. I've tried other guides, but none of them work considering that the players in said guides either didn't use the biochip or were augmented to be able to survive a nuclear holocaust, neither of which I can say apply to me.
Many thanks, gentlemen.
Last edited by FromanSK
Dec 21, 2013 @ 4:45pm