Posted: May 25
After playing Kane and Lynch first game I have high hopes for this game. Game had story. Characters were distinct. Each level was different. Leaderboard make people cry.
Kane and Lynch 2 is a game where you play same level over and over again. You shoot either Chinese street brawler, Chinese police or Chinese army enemy across map from behind cover. When loading level it give me message saying this is not racist. Just coincidence that everyone you kill is Chinese. Once I shoot some helicopter.
Levels are small such as go around corner in street or run through abandoned pillars. At one point you shoot out of helicopter but level last 5 minute. If no texture load then you see that every level is the same.
Cover system is very bad. Most time I did not bother hugging wall and just line up shot by standing near corner. Enemy cannot hit me but I kill them no skill. When I use cover I get hit.
Many gun bad. Really bad. Like you do cover battle with uzi. Uzi terrible. Shotgun seem like only accurate weapon until you fight army. But you only carry enough ammo to kill like 3 Chinese at any one time.
Story line is terrible. Kane do some deal and need Lynch. For some reason you try kill some man in underwear but kill wife. Then you try to patch wound by just killing anyone Chinese. Lynch new wife get killed. You then need to run around a level completely naked with Kane. At end of level Kane give a motivation speech completely naked. It should make you say "Yeah, let's do this" but pixel ♥♥♥♥ kill moment. After long cold shower I play final level on skyscraper then airport whilst crying into my goat's milk.
Lynch is no longer crazy man who need pill otherwise everyone appear like bunny. Kane no longer leader with all the ideas. It is like watching James Bond film after Sean Connery leave. Everything different. Tim Dalton different.
Multiplayer is dead but new arcade mode is only good thing about game. Arcade mode made into new game called Payday 2.
I wish I never play this game. It is very bad and make me very upset. Like hearing joke about He-Man sexuality when older. I have the power.
If you really hate someone tell them to play this game.