Woodcutter Simulator 2013

[VGH] Human Defender Dec 19, 2013 @ 5:02am
Whats with all these [Insert Job Profession here] Simulator 2013
Whats with these crazy little Simulators of random jobs. Woodcutting? Really? Whats next Sewer Cleaner Simulator 2014?
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Nico Dec 19, 2013 @ 5:20am 
Don't give them ideas...
shilka Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:33am 
Yeah, I even heard there are simulators for job professions like soldiers. They even act like they kill eachother. Can you imagine kids playing job simulators like that? It's crazy!
Sephrax Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:42am 
Originally posted by VGH Human Defender:
Whats next Sewer Cleaner Simulator 2014?

That is already released. It's called Metro: Last Night.

Originally posted by shilka:
Yeah, I even heard there are simulators for job professions like soldiers. They even act like they kill eachother. Can you imagine kids playing job simulators like that? It's crazy!

I've heard about them. They are so realistic that you aren't allowed to step away from predefined path.
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Nico Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:45am 
Don't be ironic.

It's like Activision was releasing:
Sniper Simulator 2013
Marine Simulator 2013
Seaman Simulator 2013
Paratrooper Simulator 2013
Gunner Simulator 2013

With the same art and cover font. It would be a big problem.
I think we are allowed to critize this company policy that releases shamelessly each year 10 low quality games with the same 1998 engine.
NemesisZidar Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:54am 
to develop these games is kind of a german sport, my people love to create these games. I kind of like it or think its interesting, but the problem is, that these games are on very low quality. If they had high quality i think it could be cool to play a game where you have to manage a company cutting wood and control different machines for it. Or drive trucks, or ships, trains or whatever. Think its cool. But the quality aspect is too important and so they just flood the market with these games.
NemesisZidar Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:54am 
btw there is a toilet simulator as far as i know.
Justin Dec 19, 2013 @ 7:00am 
wipe your azz simulator?
Appz Dec 19, 2013 @ 7:11am 
Originally posted by shilka:
Yeah, I even heard there are simulators for job professions like soldiers. They even act like they kill eachother. Can you imagine kids playing job simulators like that? It's crazy!

You're right, because as we know, cutting wood produces the same ammount of adrenalin and endorphins as shooting a man in the face with a high powered rifle.
Tetramorium (JM23) Dec 19, 2013 @ 7:44am 
What about all those tycoon games? Toilet tycoon anyone?
Sephrax Dec 19, 2013 @ 7:50am 
Originally posted by Apples:
Originally posted by shilka:
Yeah, I even heard there are simulators for job professions like soldiers. They even act like they kill eachother. Can you imagine kids playing job simulators like that? It's crazy!

You're right, because as we know, cutting wood produces the same ammount of adrenalin and endorphins as shooting a man in the face with a high powered rifle.

Btw, high powered = 50cal. AK-47/M16 isn't high powered.
DJ Dostoevsky Dec 19, 2013 @ 7:53am 
The OP is funnier if you read it in a Jerry Seinfeld voice.
Harkness Dec 19, 2013 @ 7:59am 
Originally posted by DJ Dostoevsky:
The OP is funnier if you read it in a Jerry Seinfeld voice.

Oh kudos sir, you just made my morning.
Callisto Bold Dec 19, 2013 @ 8:01am 
Honey Bucket Service Tech Simulator. Meat Packing Plant Simulator. Colonoscpoy Simulator. Grocery Store Checker Simulator. Custodial Tech Simulator. Garbage Truck Simulator. ...
Number 6™ Dec 19, 2013 @ 9:25am 
Originally posted by Nico:
Don't be ironic.

It's like Activision was releasing:
Sniper Simulator 2013
Marine Simulator 2013
Seaman Simulator 2013
Paratrooper Simulator 2013
Gunner Simulator 2013

With the same art and cover font. It would be a big problem.
I think we are allowed to critize this company policy that releases shamelessly each year 10 low quality games with the same 1998 engine.
Not sure if satire--
Mikhail Reign Dec 25, 2013 @ 2:50am 
Ugh wish I could find a picture of all the of the CoD covers next to each other. They have been the same game since 2006.
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