Julkaistu 21. joulukuu.
On may 18th of 2014, I had my first date ever as it was the greatest day of my life. At first I was skeptical of actually getting out of my house and doing something other than play video games, but this girl really reached out for me. We went to our local movie theatre and watched The Notebook. We cuddled the whole time and shared all the happy and sad tears together. She was the most beautiful thing in the world. After that we went everywhere together from our houses to restaurants and the library. Everything in life was great. Every thought I had of suicide before I met this girl, seemed utterly stupid and rash. Every movie we watched together was just 10 times better than watching it alone. Everything was awesome. I said to myself. "Everything is cool when you're part of a team." Until one day I started to notice something. My items of value started to disappear. The first thing I noticed was my special fleshlight that I always kept in my secret shoebox and used whenever a girl would say hi to me at school. Of course I used it after and not during school because that would just be weird. Then my collection of Hentai magazines were gone and I thought I had misplaced them until I saw my girlfriend run across my yard with something suspicious rustling in her bag. I put on my 1000$ antique ninja suit and pursued her throughout out city. Using my superb cardio skills and gainz from the gym, I beat her to her house. I waited patiently in her bushes like I used to when I watched her change before school. As she arrived to her doorstep I leaped out of the bushes and clung onto her like an angry primeape and took off her bag and looked inside. Not only were my sexy kawaii anime figures and magazines in there, but something even more unforgivable. My 8th grade lego set my mother gave to me on my 13th birthday. She tried to explain, but my eyes were blurred with blood, rage, and tears; and a little bit of horniness. I unsheathed my 400$ mock Zanpakutō and stabbed her in the heart. After 5 minutes I had realized what I had done and collapsed to the ground. I awoke to the sound of an ER machine beeping. I was in a hospital with the doctor leaned over me with his rock hard ♥♥♥♥. He spoke to mean and said, "Sam i'm sorry to have to tell you this but you have been in a coma for 40 years. It's not all bad you still have Half of your Life left. It is when I heard that that I knew I had to play Lego® Movie the Videogame the videogame drama classic the videogame game movie game. video