What is a little goat’s favorite nursery rhyme to sing? “Row, Row, Row Your Goat.”
What does a goat usually have for breakfast? Goat-meal.
What did the bored goat say? “Meh!”
Why do goats have trouble making friends? They always butt heads.
A goat, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff... Baa-Dum-Tss!
What do you call a goat that paints pictures? Vincent Van Goat!
What did the goat say to his reflection? “I’m feeling baaa-eutiful today!”
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat? Chicago!

Two goats were browsing by a road and came across an old video cassette. After chewing on the tape for a while, one says "This is pretty good." The other goat replies "It's not bad, but I thought the book was better."

When the goat went to the doctor, the diagnosis was “baaad knees.”
The goat tried yoga, but he couldn’t find his inner balance. He was too baaa-lanced.
“I can’t believe I got outsmarted by a goat at chess,” Jerry said feeling quite “baaaffled”.

i like watching goats lick people

game of all time