Corporate Lifestyle Simulator

Corporate Lifestyle Simulator

Frankly Jun 5, 2014 @ 3:32am
This game is total crap
I can't think of many redeeming factors right now.

- 1920x1040 resolution crashes the game
- Has disconnected my keyboard on two separate occasions, I have had no problems with keyboard for years
-Combat is rubbish, hold M1, stand still and no-one can touch you outside of bosses
- Game area is uninteresting and poorly designed, I mean if you're going to make big office cubicles why is the whole area just a sphere surrounded by blackness?
- Entire thread in discussions tab about what a horrible dude the developer is

I don't get mad about games, but even when a $5 game like this is worse than games you can find for free online that's pretty poor.
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Skullkan6 Jun 23, 2014 @ 8:40pm 
I'm not seein any of these as serious problems besides from the crashing which I have not had a problem with. It's kinda a shoot-em-up and it's never lied about being anything but. It's also an isometric shooter and the whole having the map be limited is kinda something that's been around since the beginning to keep it capapble of having so many enemies onscreen.
Also Dolphin Barn is far from the worst indie dev out there and what he's been doing that's so horrible only affected people who bought the game in a bundle, many of whom seem a tad overrtly aggravated (butthurt in laments terms) over this with one game in a bundle.
You can't have payed more than $5 for this. And no, I kinda can't.

Also this is... kinda going out on a limb here and getting a bit personal but with 10 hours in Ace of Spades, a game who's publisher has treated the playerbase FAR worse than Dolphin Barn has and you seem to have no problem with this.
I don't know, I'm just sick of seeing posts like these on games that I like.
The thing is they do make a difference and it's not a difference that really benefits anyone.

EDIT:♥♥♥♥♥♥ I put too much effort into writing something like this but you also forgot the funny story bits.
Last edited by Skullkan6; Jun 23, 2014 @ 8:44pm
Frankly Jun 23, 2014 @ 9:05pm 
I don't even know where to start with you. Considering you've revived a dead month-old topic, dismissed "combat is rubbish" as a serious complaint in a combat-based game and felt the need to go through my steam library to push home some imaginary point.

At least in a shoot-em-up game there is some level of challenge or complexity beyond "literally hold M1, nothing can actually reach you". Somehow you feel the need to defend the developer by attacking another game I haven't in ages when there is a front-page discussion in this forum on how irredeemably crap the developer for this game is.

Yeah, my post was petty, pointless and didn't benefit anyone. I did it because I was♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥off at how shallow and stupid and bad this game was. Sorry that offended you, I guess. I'm going to unsubscribe to save us both a headache here.
Last edited by Frankly; Jun 23, 2014 @ 9:07pm
By the way this game is about zombies. So 'zombying' a thread is natural here.

Also this game -is- terrible, can't even get it in to fullscreen mode. Tried an hour.. gave up can't even play it.
Skullkan6 Sep 17, 2016 @ 7:15pm 
I will confess though, this game and this dev do seem to rot.
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