Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

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Jazzpunk Text Adventure escapades
I just started Jazzpunk, and the first thing I did was fire up the console! After a quick match of Wedding Quake, and a fashionable new moustache, I embarked on the text adventure. I searched and searched, and found nothing in the way of a guide for it, and (I assume) like many others, I was stuck on "There is something in the mailbox." for about a minute or two. Thus did I decide to record my journey...

>Textadventure
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Adventure mode activated

You are standing in an open field next to an old house.
There is a small mailbox here.
>Open mailbox
You open the mailbox. There is something inside.
>Open mailbox
The mailbox is already open.
>kick mailbox
You fight the mailbox. You lose to the mailbox.
>close mailbox
You close the mailbox
>look
There is a small mailbox here.
>field
There is nothing of interest here.
>walk
You go for a walk to stretch your legs.
You are back where you started.
>look house
Upon closer inspection you determine that the house is a hologram.
>deactivate hologram
You cannot deactivate the hologram. It is write protected.
>deactivate write protection
You are barking up the wrong logic tree.
>hologram
The hologram continues, uninterrupted.
>look inside
There is a banana inside the mailbox.
>take banana
You pick up the banana. It is warm. There is an access panel on the back.
>open access panel
You remove the panel using your phillipsfinger.
Peering inside you see a Zip drive. The diskette in the Zip drive has a label that reads "Thanks for playing.exe".
Type Help for a list of available commands


At this point I ran out of ideas, and thus my journey ends just 20 or so minutes after it began.
If anyone has any further ideas, please feel free to add, maybe there's more to all this. Thanks for reading!

And yes, I realize I'm veeeeery late to the Jazzpunk party, but at least I brought beer.


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Eternity Studios Sep 2, 2015 @ 3:51am 
Nice hahaha!!! I just type: open access panel at the first time and the text adventure ended.
there is a joke eat banana have fun
Originally posted by Church:
there is a joke eat banana have fun
i mean if you type eat banana something happens
Originally posted by Church:
there is a joke eat banana have fun
years but I greatly appreciate that, I'll have a look some time.
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