Posted: July 3
My journey in Talisman.
Start game as Elf, and begin traveling. My Elf soon discovers that he has nack for lifting, so he begins to Lift all across the land. He soon becomes strongest Elf, to the point that Dragons immediately burn up and die by simply being near me. My Elf then notices that a stream of protein powder has appeared in a forest. With great passion he rushes to the stream, and proceeds to travel back and fourth between the forests drinking the entire stream. While, this has been happening a Dwarf who came from a noble line, decends into a pit of dispair in the tavern as he drinks his life away. He soon contracts every STD in excistance, and came across a ball, of which whispers to him of darkness. However, because of the sheer number of STD's he has become a STD himself and begins to poison the entire land, slowly draining the life from anything he touches as nothing can fix him, and when I say nothing I mean nothing no healer, no magican not even a angel could heal him. My Elf hearing of this taint on the land travels to meet it, but the STD riddled Dwarf eludes him at every turn. Unable to catch the Dwarf, the Dwarf proceeds to devour all who live. The Dwraf of whom chases after a ninja who, has lost all honor and decended into killing innocent animals in the forest. Even trying to turn his sword into gold, but failed and is left with a half sword half clump of gold that no one will buy. My Elf continues to destroy dragons by simply looking at them, but cannot catch the Dwarf. Seeing no other option my Elf turns to the crown of power, deciding the only option is to purge the world of life, of which will include the STD riddled Dwarf or as the towns call him, the destoryer of worlds. My Elf begins his journey entering the center world, melting the sentinal with a simple flex of his pecks. Now, with his 2 mules, Unicorn, ring of power, crown of soloman, battle axe, Mecernary, Alchemist, Water canister, chestpiece and most importantly the Talisman, he begins his journey into the wasteland. Back in the outside world, the Dwarfs power grows, and he finally reaches and mugs the ninja. Stealing his chestpiece for himself, and trading his kills in for strength, and slowly growing in power. After a short journey my Elf reaches the doors to the desert and begins his journey, in its harsh and unforgiving environment. As he travels through he soon meets death himself, death of whom claims to be stronger than the Elf. Hearing this, my Elf declares that nothing is stronger and begins to fight death. The battle lasts for days, but eventually my Elf gains the upper hand, body slamming death into the ground, and crushing him between his biceps. Having beaten Death to death, our hero proceeds to the crown. But, along the journey he is confronted by a pack of wolves, which he incinerates, by simple showing his perfect and well toned pecks. Now, at the last leg of his journey, he stands before the crown taking a moment to savor the moment he purges the destroyer of worlds. After, savoring the moment he then grasps the crown, placing it atop his head, and the purge begins. The Dwarf however, who has grown much stronger, feels the purge as it begins to take affect and makes a dash to stop the Elf. However, as he comes upon the sentinal he is torn apart by the sentinal. The ninja having seen this, runs out and uses a magic spell he learnt to destroy all the items the Dwarf held. As the items are thrown into the infinite void, a faint whisper could be heard by the ninja, telling him of the power of the ball the Dwarf possessed. But, the ninja's mind though devoid of all honor still retains its strength, and the ball is left to the void. The Dwarf unable to reconsitute himself, due to the purge begins to slip into the void, pulling all his cancerous STD riddled flesh with it. The Elf whom still wears the crown, finishes the purge, destroying the ninja and all life on earth, and sealing off the void so that nothing, not even the Dwarf could return. The Elf however, being the only thing alive on the planet, uses his powerful muscles to create life and begins to repopulate the world. Writing down the events tha thave transpired, so that the future generations of this world could read of their history. However, the Elf could not stay for long as his muscles soon became so perfect that he can no longer reside with the likes of mortals, at the risk of incinerating them from its sheer perfection. Ascending to the relm of the gods instead, where he could become the god of lifting.
Good game 10/10, would purge the world of life to stop a insideous STD riddled Dwarf again.