At first, I was torn on whether or not to give this game a positive or a negative review. After the game crashed on me at the end of a level, without saving my progress, I decided to write this negative review. Ok, here we go...Graphics
-Sub-par graphics with crappy textures and cutscenes. For a game released in 2013, it sure looks alot like a game released in 2007.
+Runs at a steady 60 fps (which it should).
+Most cards can run this game smoothly.
-The game crashed a few times with no explaination.Gameplay
+I LOVE the on-rails shooter style this game provides. It brings back the arcade nostalgia for me.
+The core concept of the game is incredibly fresh and fun. It's a great way to brush up on your typing speed.
+The words and phrases you will be typing are at times, hilarious. Examples include: Blue ♥♥♥♥, Cumquat Smuggler, Goat Curry, and Leper Handshake
-The characters are annoying as hell, and so is their back and forth banter. The characters themselves are cheesy and over-the-top (which I know is the point), but it gets really annoying.
-Bad humor EVERYWHERE. I curse like a sailor in my daily life, but Jesus Christ the language and humor was just over the top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It eventually got to the point where I just turned the game's master volume down and pulled up youtube in another window...thats how boring the "story" is. And YES, there are a few times I found myself chuckling, but overall, the jokes were just plain dumb and cheesy as hell.
-The voice acting from some of the characters in the game was terrible. Especially from one of the female characters, she just sounded unnatural when she cursed (like she was trying too hard).
+There are boss battles at the end of each level, which is a nice touch. Unfortunately some bosses are just TOO easy, but overall the bosses were unique enough to keep me interested.
-The campaign is short. It took me 3.2 hours to beat the story mode on normal mode.
+Varying levels of difficulty can make the game challenging as hell.
-As stated before, the story is boring and uninteresting.
+I do, however, love the television show style of storytelling. I thought that was pretty original (and cheesy in a good way).
-Character development is lacking.Conclusion
This game is fun, I'll give it that. The humor is over-the-top and seems unnatural at times. I feel like the game was trying too hard to be funny in an edgy way. I also think that $20 is WAYYYYYYY TOOOOOO EXPENSIVE! NEVER, and I mean NEVER pay $20 for this game. I payed $5 for it on sale and bought the DLC for an extra few dollars and I think that's a fair price. Buy this game when it's on sale. Rating: 6/10