Posted: February 4
Early Access Review
You can play as:
A rolling Fish man who gets more ammo.
A walking Crystal who can shield.
A Melting man who can explode ded people.
A walking ball of Eyes with telekenisis powers.
A Plant who shoots roots trapping the dumb guys.
A gun god who gat lodz oph emone n gunz n moar moni n airhurnz n he wunts ta b verifid. #verifyvenuz
Hulk Hogan with dual-weilding gun skills.
A robot who can eat guns and ♥♥♥♥ out ammo/health.
A matrix-ninja Chicken who can run around headless.
A Rebel bandit who can spawn allies, and she is my fav!
A character who you have to unlock so I don't wanna spoil it.
A rogue I.D.P.D police cause they're a-holes so she escaped. (by a-holes I mean Shielders)
You can fight:
Stupid broken gold scorpion things.
Bandits that are somehow more inaccurate than stormtroopers.
Tons of Maggots.
Giant mutant rats that spawn more rats till they run out, then they jump at you, which scared me more than any horror game.
Crocodiles with shotguns.
SMG-weilding crow people.
Giant fire-spitting salamanders.
Exploding robot shotgun-snipers.
Stupid floating lazer crystals.
The portal police.
Snow bots that pick up cars, they scare me when they charge at me. ;-;
Stupid people that teleport other stupid people.
Running people who explode.
(nuclear and annoying) DOGS.
TELEPORTING (nuclear) DEMONS.
A bandit, he's big, he's ez ta kill, he can charge, kills me every time.
A three hea-ded dog with homing rockets who spins like a mofo shooting bullets.
A VERY ANNOYING STUPID FLYING SHOOTING HUNTER WHO IS LITTLE BUT HE IS STUPID AND ANNOYING.
A (spoilers) big nuclear chair who shoots you with radiation stuff.
A (more spoilers) second demon like form for the throne which is annoying and stuff.
BOOM BOOM BLANG BAM POW ROCKETS BEING SHOT VERY QUICKLY!
*demonic blood boom noises*
Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam.
It bounces off walls and gets me killed all the time.
Screw you I can use an automatic bolt firing beuty of a weapon.
Double minigun?! [running out of ammo intensifies]
Burn some of that fat, you can't dodge flaming bullets, fatty!
Sure why not use a thunder shooty gun?
[being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spamming an automatic shell shooter intensifies]
Glowy guts? Cool... its pretty dang bad...
Apparently muscles gives me more ammo.
BOOGA BOOGA SPOOKY FACE there enjoy your less HP, enemies.
Booty that makes my RMB stronger... good.
Praying to the RNG gods, all I get is health.
Bloodlust, yay, I'm a vampire...
A rabbit paw that gives more drops.
Rhino skin = more HP, shouldn't it be more defence?
So, smashing through walls with my head doesn't give me a headache, good to know...
In other words...
Rouge-like all the way
Fun characters with different playstyles
Loads of moni
Most addicting game I've ever played
Has the best soundtrack, ever
King of the early access games
It'll take you a while to kill the throne, took me 78 hours to kill it
Mutations that are all fun
Only thing is that it deserves way more popularity than it already has, I've been playing non-stop since I got it and I've (when I wrote this) almost racked up 100 hours.
10 outta' frikkin' 10
EDIT: 100 hours reached!
YOU DID NOT REACH THE NUCLEAR THRONE