Nuclear Throne
What was Big Dog guarding
It says in his card "A rusty guardian long forgotten" but what was he guarding exactly? How and why was he forgotten?
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Cuffs Jan 1 @ 3:26pm 
Guarding the nudes of crystal.
Assuming it's a reference to cerberus
Last edited by Cuffs; Jan 1 @ 3:26pm
He was guarding that random shovel that sometimes shows up miraculously unharmed after he explodes.
Lady Ei Jan 1 @ 4:38pm 
The snipers behind him.
The entrance to the Crystal Caves.
Mookie Jan 1 @ 7:42pm 
Originally posted by Edo the 309th:
The entrance to the Crystal Caves.
he's not made of crystal tho

Last edited by Mookie; Jan 1 @ 7:42pm
Originally posted by Cuzzie *-*:
Originally posted by Edo the 309th:
The entrance to the Crystal Caves.
he's not made of crystal tho
imagine if he was
Mookie Jan 1 @ 9:23pm 
Originally posted by Pupper™:
Originally posted by Cuzzie *-*:
he's not made of crystal tho
imagine if he was
He would become Crystal Dog
Originally posted by Cuzzie *-*:
Originally posted by Pupper™:
imagine if he was
He would become Crystal Dog
his spin attack would shoot ♥♥♥♥ing lasers
just imagine that for a second
Mookie Jan 1 @ 10:04pm 
Originally posted by Pupper™:
Originally posted by Cuzzie *-*:
He would become Crystal Dog
his spin attack would shoot ♥♥♥♥ing lasers
just imagine that for a second
he would replace Lil' Hunter as being hardest boss
Lady Ei Jan 1 @ 10:13pm 
Originally posted by Pupper™:
Originally posted by Cuzzie *-*:
He would become Crystal Dog
his spin attack would shoot ♥♥♥♥ing lasers
just imagine that for a second
we need to make this a mod
Metameme Jan 1 @ 10:36pm 
Originally posted by Cuzzie *-*:
Originally posted by Pupper™:
his spin attack would shoot ♥♥♥♥ing lasers
just imagine that for a second
he would replace Lil' Hunter as being hardest boss
let's make it worse while we're at it

let's turn his missiles into laser crystals that chase you with their 20 contact damage and still shoot lasers
cursed crystal dog, splits into smaller dogs on death
Metameme Jan 1 @ 11:22pm 
Originally posted by RhinoceritisDDS:
cursed crystal dog, splits into smaller dogs on death
cursed crystal dog with the properties of big bandit
multiply the number by two every loop
PRO_ICE Jan 2 @ 3:52am 
He is guarding scrapyards.
Mookie Jan 2 @ 8:43am 
Originally posted by Pupper™:
Originally posted by Cuzzie *-*:
he would replace Lil' Hunter as being hardest boss
let's make it worse while we're at it

let's turn his missiles into laser crystals that chase you with their 20 contact damage and still shoot lasers
and when he dies a bunch of lasers shoot out
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