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I'm all for the Joker but when super alien from another world comes along theres not a whole lot you can do but laugh and call cheats.
if Joker can use Kryptonite then i present this video. ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKSmFtYZ0k
(I'm not trolling, I believe this is the actual answer you're looking for.)
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Superman-Emperor-Joker
TL:DR
Joker steals Mr. Mxyzptlk's powers and recreates the universe in his image. JL are a group of baddies, and Super-man has to fix it.
Superman not getting aid from the justice league is also laughable. Supes doesn't NEED aid from the justice league to take out Joker. Batman takes down the Joker on a constant basis, and Batman has openly admitted that Superman could kill him with ease. In fact, even kryptonite wouldn't protect him, since all Superman has to do is fly out of its effective range and snipe him with telescopic heat vision!
Oh, you also ruled out magic and making deals with godly beings. So basically, you want a completely ordinary human to tackle Superman who is pretty much invulnerable to everything except what I listed above? This is obviously a troll post!
I said no deals with omnipotent beings, Joker could just make a deal with Lucifer Morningstar and BAM, Super-man is dead and the Justice league is completely destroyed. Or, the prescence could step in and stop everything from happening, likely wouldn't, he's never been one for intervention, but still. We're dabbling in what-if's, it's unlikely lucifer would ever agree to a deal with the joker and it's unlikely the joker could ever even reach him to start with.
What you pointed out was plot based. It's the same reason legion never killed the X-men/Brotherhood and why Connie was able to trick/defeat lucifer morning-star. Teh good guy has to win because writers are scared to gamble with a safe bet. It's kind of why they have multiple universes, that way they don't have to commit to anything. Super-man is dead in one universe and alive and well in another.
Honestly though, I doubt super-man would be able to hold his own against any creators. (There's a word for them they use on comic-vine, I'm just drawing blank...) He's not even the strongest living Kryptoninian, That title is Sodam Yat's. Not only does he have the power of super-man but also the strength of the green lanterns, even though he no longer is one, he still knows how to use the rings to their full effect. Kind of ironic though, the rings are pseudo magic and Sodam, being a kryptoninan, has no restiance or affinty for magic.
Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the writers for letting super-man win still (I'm assuming that he does, for some reason my browser would not load the page, i run firefox so it should.) It would make sense in that situation. Super-man is at least of average intellect and the proper comic superman (Not the Snyder ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) is of good temperment. Joker, while being highly intellegent, has an ego and due to his affinity for jokes and punch-lines can be tricked.
I'm just saying, I'd prefer to keep any creator level beings out of the fight. I see no reason why any of them would intervene for either of them. At his best super-man is just a minor fly for them to swat down and the joker would be a short lived curiosity.
I could see one of them maybe making them fight eachother for their enjoyment, but I suspect it would turn into Joker and Super-man striking up a short-lived alliance as they try to escape the unescapable arena. Actually, that seems like a decent comic plot. Could even lead to more back story for the joker. The killing joke gave some, but not a lot.
Joker and Super-man have to escape Lucifers arena, meanwhile the Justice league and Jokers goons are given "Divine" hints on where they are, the Justice League thinks it's the prescence but come to find out it was Mxyzptlk pretending to be him because he found more joy in watching the joker and super-man overcome lucifer and annoy him.
Connie, catching wise to the trick, tells lucifer that Mxyzptlk has been helping them all along and while the two of them fight, justice league and joker manage to make their escape.
Issue here is what is to stop Lucifer or Mxyzptlk from just hunting them down or erasing them from existince. My theory here is the speed-force would stop them from altering time. It is on par with the prescence in terms of power and has even less to do with anything, however it has shown a huge dislike towards the altering of time. At least the "New" speed-force anyways. The old one I don't think was actually "Alive" per say.
I'd just rather not bring up anything that strong regardless because, coming from an amatuer writer, it feels like a copout. Even if the being of such power is losing, it still feels dumb and forced. I'd rather think that being of such power aren't good or evil, they don't have to be or, in the case of the prescence and speed force, don't really care either way and tend to ignore the universe around them for the most part.
In regards to the fighting game gas, as much as i don't want to consider them canon, I can at least agree with it. There's been several times where super-man has been depicted both needing air and not needing it, it's not really clear on that. So, I'm willing to give you that as a win.
But, the reason i said no kryptonite is because super-man can be toppled over by anyone with it, he turns into a glass cannon. The joker could easily get his hand on it and end him quickly, but it's unlikely the joker would. Joker would want to toy with him, have his "Fun" with him. If he were sane he would outright kill him, likely with no issue since magic/magical items aren't hard to come by and kryptonite clearly isn't exactly "Rare". Not that they would let the joker kill super-man, plot would kick in and some dumb nonsense like "Not real kryptonite" or the JLA steps in to save supes. I'm also not trying to imply i could write a better story than the folk at DC. I might be able to than modern DC, all they want to do is cliched nonsense of SJW propaganda. But old school, proper DC, no. It's not wise to kill off your bread and butter, and super-man is just that. Than again, so is the joker... But, if the joker dies, he could just come back with the Black lanterns. Would it still be the same joker? If skillfully written, yeah. He could be a flesh eating zombie and still be the old joker. After all, the joker has been a goon for dracula a couple different times and he never felt like he wasn't the joker.
Wasn't a deal through. . . Mxyzptlk Didn't give his power up willingly.
The Arc with David Haller happened in 616 though. . . Circumstancial or not, what happened was Canonical to the Marvel Universe.
"Teh good guy has to win because writers are scared to gamble with a safe bet"
^^ is totally false. Marvel has done this on many occasions; Just look at spider-man renew your vows, Or the Superior spiderman arc, And old man wolverine.