게시 일시: 2014년 12월 11일
ayy lmao! first off, what is this game? This isn't cod. No, son, this game is country-steak: sauce and yes, it's a dank deal, m8, tescos finest said so.
First time playin, you're gonna get mega rekt and question yourself, ''how do i quickscope''. If you're feeling down like the little fedora-wearing skrublord that you are, why not get your nooby ♥♥♥ popped with a hard-craft, mint-condition packet of Doritos and to cool off your edgy_skillz with some mountain dew and don't forget to even add in the inaudible dubstep that just adds passion and flare to your gaming euphoria-induced experience. if you repeat all of these actions, you just might have the chance to receive a FaZe clan application, son, how does that sound and where'd you find this? you'll be the face of the MLG jubilee. skrubs and hackers alike will all be rekt by your hands, and may just in fact denote you as a cheeky Illuminati representation or possibly even a ♥♥♥♥ing stupid camper. as you can see, you're definitely around the corner from a notorious OpTiC application and a B&Q. by the way, check out my mate, derrick on youtube, if he reaches 20 subs, he'll do a dank giveaway. but if you don't, I'm afraid you will be eaten by the spooky scary skeletons and brought down to the depths of an aldi's public urinal.
This game has many different servers of I don't ♥♥♥♥ing know. so, be sure to check them out mate or not, I don't give a damn. But please, do not ever lie to me about this game, if you're caught hacking, lose all your weed and fedora and get a VAC ban, it's your fault, u bellend. And on a related note, be careful of hackers, not only are they noobs, but they will definitely steal your fresh swag and obey cap in the process.
make sure that there are no snipars creeping behind you, so you can easily deck them in their 'eads, with your mighty 360 no handscope pimp slap, as you're followed by the blinding lense flare. the mechanics, noscopes, hardscopes and of course, the precious quickscopes are so amazing, that it'll leave you screaming, ''mum, get the camera!'' with joy, enthusiasm and adrenaline, as you easily hook em' all in their puny little gabbers. you'll be the star with inevitable saying, ''watch this lads'' followed by only the kills a COD global elite sniper could pull off. with every euphoric game that passes by, be sure to treat yourself to a quick blaze of a dank spliff, right around 4:20pm, with a small giggle, ''gg lads no re'' never leave it as ''sample text'' As it will only just make them more edgy and beg them for your dank rank as well as your steam login. ♥♥♥♥ing hackers, don't talk ♥♥♥♥ to me online, or ill ban you, my dad works for colgate toothpaste.
btw did i mention this game is gr8? xDD
this was brought to you by tesco's everyday value tomato soup, with special thanks to kelloggs' cereal for the weed flakes to help me write this review. they're so gr8 m8, only 20p each xddddd
lol asda tried to bribe me to not write my reviews what a packet of hob-knobs xddddd
skrubscrib 2 my fkin cannel ffs