โพสต์: 27 มิถุนายน
Boy, are you looking for a game with personality, plenty of variety, and a spot on combat system? Then you and I are on the same page, but Gears of War isn't available on PC yet and I need to get ♥♥♥♥♥ by Windows and get their new OS when it finally becomes available for us. So upon returning to my house and realizing that I had been robbed of all of my possessions and my imaginary girlfriend had been brutally beaten, my first instinct was to go to my neighbor's house and ask them to play Gun Monkeys with me. Needless to say my neighbors and I no longer have friendly exchanges, because they cannot see the true beauty of Gun Monkeys that I can. The close to empty servers help me deal with my raging claustrophobia, the limited colors help prevent my serious seizures given by my epilepsy, and the gameplay is like slamming a door intentionally on all of my fingers: it helps me numb the true pain of me being a woman on the inside. This game will make you rethink everything, especially the $11 you may have spent on this masterpiece. Might I also say if you have a friend who asks to play Gun Monkeys with you, you probably should stop being their friend. 2/10 Awesome Butt.