UPDATE: the game is now CHEAP and 2-for-1. You should have a friend to play against! I'm reoving this offer for the time being, in the hopes that the problem is now PERMA-FIXED
I'm also hoping this puts a stop to 11 year olds emailing me badly-photoshopped pictures of their Steam accounts saying "GIVE ME GAEM NOW" in the hopes of blagging a free copy
I'm all too aware it's quite hard to swan into a server and get a game at the moment. It's odd, because Gun Monkeys is actually selling well and people seem to be enjoying it, but I guess the ratio of "Copies Sold : People Hanging Out On The Server At Any One Time" is just even more massive than I'd anticipated.
I'm hoping there'll be an influx of players soon, thanks to some press, a new trailer, and a couple of promotions, but in the meantime if you're frustrated because you can't get a game, email me a screengrab of your Steam account showing you've bought the game, and I'll gladly gift you a couple of keys so you can play with friends instead. Just until the ball starts rolling.
dan at size five games dot com