Papers, Please
Funniest Passports or Patrons
With the never ending line up of new arrivals, which is the funniest passport or patron you have encountered at the desk?
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Tzzimy Dec 23, 2013 @ 11:26am 
By far the best moment was when I finally managed to detain the scripted person that commented on my sons drawing that was posted on the wall.

What is that drawing on the wall?
My dog can do better.
[Inspector] It is from my son.
Maybe he should try sports.
What are you doing?
Is this because I make fun of drawing?
I take it back! Picture should be in museum!

I noticed myself still laughing before I slept the same night! xD
Last edited by Tzzimy; Dec 23, 2013 @ 11:27am
SpinMeAYarn Dec 23, 2013 @ 9:10pm 
My favorite description I've come across is " wicked sideburns ."
Mandrake[Duck] Dec 24, 2013 @ 12:32pm 
Two words: Jorji Costava
Big Juicy Donut Dec 24, 2013 @ 12:55pm 
Totally love Jorji Costava! Specially when he thinks he'll get by next time! Oh and he first super fake drawn passport! Love it!
Seafarinhare Dec 24, 2013 @ 2:52pm 
Jorji's the best.
Athena Dec 26, 2013 @ 2:06pm 
At first Jorji annoyed me, but then he just got more and more ridiculous.
playstop125 Dec 26, 2013 @ 6:17pm 
Jorji is the best! But when he offers to give me his passport, I can't give it back. Oh well. He is still the best. I love his attitude as well!
polynomialpal Feb 1, 2014 @ 3:46pm 
I once had an entrant whose passport number was 39LD9-DALEK. The papers were in order so I approved him but I was expecting to see a 'space monster' citation like the one in the Zero Punctuation review of this game.
Athetos Feb 1, 2014 @ 7:27pm 
"What is passport?"
Scaredog20 Feb 9, 2014 @ 12:24pm 
A guy gave me two passports from different countries. He asked for them back and ran
Athetos Feb 11, 2014 @ 3:58am 
Giving the vengeful father's picture to Simon Wens results in him saying "What the f♥ck?" and running back to Kolechia.
Last edited by Athetos; Feb 11, 2014 @ 3:59am
NoobleXTC Feb 11, 2014 @ 9:02pm 
Theres an easter egg in the game "Cook, Serve, Delicious!" where you receive an email from immigration stating to be on the lookout for an illegal immigrant by the name of Jorji Costava lol
-K- Feb 12, 2014 @ 8:38pm 
I've had "Arin Hansonov" come through. I imagine he was visiting Jon Jafarivich.
Kyborek Feb 13, 2014 @ 1:07pm 
The absolutely best was Jorji Costava of course. When he finally get all things right i felt like i should go celebrating and get drunk with him :D
CordedUberator Feb 13, 2014 @ 2:07pm 
Originally posted by -K-:
I've had "Arin Hansonov" come through. I imagine he was visiting Jon Jafarivich.

That's just a brilliant easter egg.

On a side note, I really want to let Jorji through so badly, but I'd get in trouble =/
Last edited by CordedUberator; Feb 13, 2014 @ 2:07pm
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Date Posted: Dec 23, 2013 @ 9:37am
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