Wacht Am Rhein Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:32am
my ezic bribe was confiscated!!!
nosy neighbours, worse than flanders
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rhrgrt Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:40am 
If you didn't deal with terrorists, the Glorious Arstotzkan government wouldn't have to re-appropriate your ill-gotten wealth.
Wacht Am Rhein Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:44am 
im only human, would you turn down £900?
rhrgrt Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:49am 
I have turned down many credits for the continuing Glory of Arstotzka.
Wacht Am Rhein Dec 17, 2013 @ 9:57am 
But my moral compass is currently in the burmuda triangle, and my son is sick
rhrgrt Dec 17, 2013 @ 10:07am 
If your son needs medicine, just work harder. More Glory to Arstotzka, and more compensation to help you care for your family.

If you don't have enough money, you're not trying hard enough for the Glory of Arstotzka.
Wacht Am Rhein Dec 17, 2013 @ 10:07am 
but the work they expect me to do, i cannot manage
rhrgrt Dec 17, 2013 @ 10:10am 
Then eventually you will be arrested and replaced for your incompetence before you harm the Glory of Arstotzka too much more.
Wacht Am Rhein Dec 17, 2013 @ 10:12am 
but then what will happen to my family?
rhrgrt Dec 17, 2013 @ 10:22am 
Your family will likely return to their home village, and continue to contribute to the Glory of Arstotzka, however insignificant they might be.
Wacht Am Rhein Dec 17, 2013 @ 10:28am 
will i die?
rhrgrt Dec 17, 2013 @ 10:39am 
I do not know what prison conditions are like. As an upstanding citizen, I contribute to Arstotzka's Glory rather than being arrested. I'm sure they're very accommodating though.
Wacht Am Rhein Dec 17, 2013 @ 11:16am 
but what about the great leader, surely he wouldnt allow such a misscarrigae of justice?
Social Justice Sub Commander Dec 17, 2013 @ 2:30pm 
Originally posted by GnomeOfFury:
nosy neighbours, worse than flanders

Hi-diddly-o, comrade!
Sharkie Dec 18, 2013 @ 2:58pm 
Originally posted by GnomeOfFury:
but what about the great leader, surely he wouldnt allow such a misscarrigae of justice?

For even speaking these words you deserve to be thrashed with a feather from a newly hatched chicken!!!!!!!
Wacht Am Rhein Dec 18, 2013 @ 11:33pm 
No not the traditional arstotzkan punishment
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