Posted: December 21
Imagine Super Meat Boy and Tetris have had a child.
Everything was going fine with the baby until the 16th birthday, when they prompty discovered Rock n' Roll, from one of the old albums Meat Boy had lying around. It was KISS.
Super Puzzle became enamored with KISS, and KISS culture.
As Puzzle got further into KISS culture, they started hanging out with the wrong crowd. They were doing the reefer, and staying out all night playing rock and roll.
Super Meat Boy and Tetris didn't know what to do.
They went to the pastor at their local church. He too was at a loss. Never before had he seen someone so devoted to the rock and roll.
Things only got worse as Puzzle got older.
Eventually, though Meat Boy and Tetris did their best to raise a good devout christian, Super Puzzle Platformer Deluxe became a worshiper of the Satan.
Super Puzzle now spends its time punishing people for its sins. Because it is so angry with life, it makes others suffer alongside it.
Super Puzzle Platformer Deluxe hates you.
Super Puzzle Platformer Deluxe hates me.
Super Puzzle Platformer Deluxe hates its parents.
...That is what it is like, playing this game.