Hot Wheels™ World's Best Driver™
Florida Man Dec 15, 2013 @ 8:35am
This changed my life
I used to be a loser. Awkward around girls, fat, stupid, and ugly. There was no hope for me. But I always had my games. When GTA V came out, I begged all my relatives for it. My uncle bought me this instead. I was angry, but after I had a few Mountain Dews I calmed down and decided to give it a try. The moment the game finished installing I felt somebody tap my shoulder. It was Shrek. He looked at me with his beautiful eyes and said "Well laddeh, are you gonna race those quaads or what?" I started playing Hot Wheels (tm) World's Best Driver (tm) and with Shrek's guidance I became very skilled. Eventually I had 99% completion; and there was only one race left. I selected the final race, not expecting much. Then the announcer said "FINAL RACE: LORD FARQUAAD!"
It was a 1 on 1 race against the most evil thing in the universe. I was scared. But Shrek rested his head on my shoulder and made everything better again. I barely won the race. Shrek said "That'll do laddeh, that'll do". Next thing I knew his lips came crashing onto mine. We made out for hours and I fainted from sheer euphoria.
I woke up in my bedroom. I looked at my calendar. September 6th, GTA V and Hot Wheels weren't even out yet. Was it a dream? I looked to my side, and there was an onion and a copy of Hot Wheels World's Best Driver.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Buy this game now!
Last edited by Florida Man; Dec 15, 2013 @ 4:27pm
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Number 6™, Prophet of Pink™ Dec 15, 2013 @ 4:10pm 
Rise, Brother Uozzor™. Rise, and set the Orange Track™ on fire. May your Wheels™ forever be Hot™.
vertigo Dec 19, 2013 @ 9:47am 
RRRRRRRROOOOFFFLLLMAAAAOOO!!!! brother Uozzor your post changed my life.
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