Indsendt: 30. juni
You see those screenshots on the Store Page right above this here review?
You see those nice ♥♥♥ tanks and planes?
You want those sexy things?
Good luck getting that ♥♥♥♥.Serious Review
Don't get me wrong, War Thunder is fun as hell, except that you must ♥♥♥♥ing grind so damn much for every single one.
You want to get to the next tier after your IS-1 or Pz.III?
To ♥♥♥♥ing bad, instead you gotta purchase 6 more vehicles in order to go to the next tier.
That means you gotta grind 6x more than you should.
The XP you get is so ♥♥♥♥ing low, you basically have so damn much in "convertable XP" stocked up which you can't even use unless you force feed the developers your real life ♥♥♥♥ing money for premium currency. You can get this so called premium currecency for free from tournaments, hacks, a phone app that worked by giving you premium currency for free by watching advertisments or downloading apps and running them and deleting them 5 seconds after you start it (this app has been deleted from the App Store/Google Play), or when you start the game for the first time and finish tutorials and ♥♥♥♥ like that.
You want a ♥♥♥♥ing Tiger I? You sure do except it will take days, and weeks, and possibly months if you grind for it. There is a "Test Drive" feature where you can drive any tank that isn't darkened
in the tech tree. So ♥♥♥♥ you and your Tiger. You can't even try it out and see if it's good or not unless you have it unlocked or it is not darkened.
You want better tanks and more XP instead of miniscule amounts? Blow it all on your convertable XP and uppen up the research on vehicles. But ♥♥♥♥ that, LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE SEXY PREMIUM VEHICLES OMYGOD. Now hold the ♥♥♥♥ up. You better be damn wise when you purchase one of them fancy gismos. You gotta look at stats, or ask people if it's good or not, or see videos on that vehicle. Don't waste your premium currency on something that looks cool as ♥♥♥♥ or unique but is ♥♥♥♥. I'd suggest you use your premium currency on premium vehicles THAT ARE GOOD
for the XP boosts that they come with, it will show that as "reward" and a percentage after that word. The higher it is, the more XP you get.
Matchmaking is unbalanced as ♥♥♥♥, but they are definently working on it so you'll face less of the same vehicle you are facing up against and make it more balanced. For example, 8 Tigers on the enemy team will be ♥♥♥♥ing non-existant and will be a lot less such as 2 or 1.Countries and their vehicles in a nutshell (according to me and the community)
Tanks and Planes: ARMOR IS GRADE A STALINIUM, GUN WILL KILL DEMOCRACY IN SINGLE SHOT!Reality
*IS-1* STALIN, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
Planes: OH ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ WE CANT TURN! OH ♥♥♥♥ A SPITFI- *death*
Tanks: Wtf is this ♥♥♥♥ this Pz.II sucks ♥♥♥♥! *tier IV* PREPARE TO FACE TOTAL OBLITERATION!
Planes: *Tier V* That was Hell but it was damn worth it, the Sabre is mine!
(I've never played American planes that much as in still at reserve planes so I'll just say what the community says)
Tanks: AMERICAN STEEL CAN WITHSTAND ANY SHELL!
Planes: MUAHAHAHAH! TIME TO DIE FROM OUR EXCELLENT TURNING AND GUNS!
Planes: WTF! MY WING GOT RIPPED OFF IS THIS ♥♥♥♥ MADE OUT OF RICE PAPER OR SOME ♥♥♥♥?! MY GUNS DON'T DO ♥♥♥♥!!!
Overall, this game is fun as hell. The thing that makes it bad is the sweat, blood, and tears from losing a battle 99% of the time that lasts about 30 minutes and getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ XP so you have to keep losing battles to get another vehicle that you will do the same ♥♥♥♥ in over and over again.
You finally ♥♥♥♥ing won a battle? Congratu♥♥♥♥inglations! You still get the ♥♥♥♥♥iest amount of XP!