Originally posted by Cogajon:You're not really 18. You're actually well into your 1000s. But every 82 years, your memory is wiped and you are shrunken and put into another family so that you BELIEVE you are newly-born. Steam came out in 2003, which was approximately 467 years ago. You also have played this game before. Many times before. And you've experienced the same problem every time, thinking you had less than you really do.This is all a game set up by the government and King Washington the Eighth. They're all playing with us. But when we're about to find out their devious plan, they erase our memories and stick us in a new family. Everyone, except for me and my followers.When you read this, you may doubt it. But don't. I'm not a crazy conspiracist. I am currently wearing a tin-foil hat to protect the government from reading my thoughts. It works. No one has read them yet.