[H] Aug 6, 2013 @ 5:56am
Post your stupid deaths
Many times have I tried to 'matador' some mobs into a glitch and stepped just that little bit too far towards the Void.

I just managed to obliterate myself by trying to Knife some mutants while holding a stack of nailbombs....

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kamyl Aug 6, 2013 @ 9:14am 
I was managing my items, thinking what could I craft or throw away, when suddenly 3 red guards entered to my room. I couldn't bloody find my double nailgun, the ultimate weapon I find good for almost anything. I started to run to through discovered before corridor to other room while trying to select proper gun while I also eated medkit50 on the way. Some walker ran after me and he shot me in that second room. I died never finding my nailgun, poor me. And to be clear, I had pretty well organised items in my inventory. I just panicked as I wasn't expecting any gunfight. D:
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alex.white Aug 7, 2013 @ 2:17am 
Nailbombed self while trying to craft for the level 5 boss room.
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aeoleron9 Aug 7, 2013 @ 7:46am 
Kiting an enormous zombie swarm into a teleglitch like a boss, then accidentally walked myself in as well.
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TheGoodTheBad&TheGibus Aug 7, 2013 @ 4:06pm 
Walking into a straight narrow corridor from one side, a squid bursts in from the door on the other side and i freeze in terror for just a second as its laser sights train on my face :L
[H] Aug 8, 2013 @ 3:05am 
Originally posted by kamyl:
I was managing my items, thinking what could I craft or throw away, when suddenly 3 red guards entered to my room. I couldn't bloody find my double nailgun, the ultimate weapon I find good for almost anything. I started to run to through discovered before corridor to other room while trying to select proper gun while I also eated medkit50 on the way. Some walker ran after me and he shot me in that second room. I died never finding my nailgun, poor me. And to be clear, I had pretty well organised items in my inventory. I just panicked as I wasn't expecting any gunfight. D:

I always forget that the number keys can select inventroy slots, end up wasting time mouse-wheeling.
Sharkey Aug 8, 2013 @ 8:46am 
Originally posted by aeoleron9:
Kiting an enormous zombie swarm into a teleglitch like a boss, then accidentally walked myself in as well.

I did exact same with a mutant swarm :(
Fungus Aug 9, 2013 @ 8:17pm 
Walk into big room, scan around for hostiles with my modded lasgun, nothing here... might as well inventory manage.
Never even saw the Squid.
kamyl Aug 11, 2013 @ 6:39am 
Originally posted by H:
Originally posted by kamyl:
I was managing my items, thinking what could I craft or throw away, when suddenly 3 red guards entered to my room. I couldn't bloody find my double nailgun, the ultimate weapon I find good for almost anything. I started to run to through discovered before corridor to other room while trying to select proper gun while I also eated medkit50 on the way. Some walker ran after me and he shot me in that second room. I died never finding my nailgun, poor me. And to be clear, I had pretty well organised items in my inventory. I just panicked as I wasn't expecting any gunfight. D:

I always forget that the number keys can select inventroy slots, end up wasting time mouse-wheeling.
Yeah, now I organise my items a little different way. Under "1" I have some some medkits50 in case of need of real quick heal up while run for my life. Under 2 I have best weapon for unexpected trouble such as shooting little scientists near me and that would be usually nailgun2 or nailgun3. Under 3 I have some weapon that is supposed for weak monsters which I wouldn't want to shoot with more expensive ammo and that would be... (forgot the name) that gun with magazine that holds 30 or 90 rounds in it. Under 4 is some random weapon and under 5 I have something really strong for suprises like spiders that shoots freaking lasers at me. A weapon for something strong and something I really need to deal quick with would double rifles. Just "under" it on tle list, I have laser, so if I need something else taht is super strong too, I hit 5 and scroll 1 position down to have quick access to the laser.
Now I am prepared for almost everything. And it's even better if I manage to craft that better sensor of movement and chips so I can see enemies' positions behind walls and new doors.


About stupid deaths. I almost died on level 9 (first time I ever beat level 5 if I remember correctly) just because I watch behind me at some thing that was running after me. I almost run into teleglitch thing that was sticking of the wall just a little. That quarter of second of breaking and chaning direction (while something really quick and dangerous chasing me) was super scary.
Doriphor Aug 11, 2013 @ 10:01am 
You mean all those times when I wanted to use the knife with Explosives equipped...... ? :p
lundberg.jesper Aug 12, 2013 @ 10:18am 
My prime stupid death was probably when I had matadored loads and loads of enemies into a glitch and a few of them dropped canned meat. I picked up all but one thinking "Hmm, I think that one is too hard to get", then decided to try it anyway and instead of inching forward I press the key and don't release. Major brainfart there.

Another classic was putting down a nailbomb thinking it was a regular bomb and peppering myself with nails when it exploded.
[WDT]Stele Aug 13, 2013 @ 7:11am 
Bought the game yesterday and made it through level 1. Fired up level 2 today, did a little inventory management, walked into that first room with a couple of bug things, and threw about 5 grenades at them instead of firing with the pistol (had the wrong slot). Blew myself up.

Unfortunately, I didn't fully realize how "perma" death was. I don't think I fit the demographic for this game. $13 wasted.
stephen.j.c Aug 13, 2013 @ 11:35am 
Running along a corridor, see a squid bot, start attacking it, second one comes in form behind, so yeah...squid sandwiched, and also the one where i had a load of explosives, spam throwing them at a red walker, well, that was the plan, until i noticed i hadnt' thrown them, clean up on level 5, and also where i killed my self by having low hp and using a cangun.
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KeyMaster Aug 13, 2013 @ 5:51pm 
I was standing in the teleporter room out of level 5 (first time I got there) and I encountered 2 zombies and one guy with a pistol. I just crafted the shockblade and wanted to test that one, so I took down the zombies with the shockblade and died a second later from the pistol shots. And I was literally 5 meters away from the teleporter....
stephen.j.c Aug 14, 2013 @ 9:46am 
i walked into the void, no battle, no enemies, walked right into it....cos i was busy watching stuff on youtube>.>
OobleckTheGreen Aug 16, 2013 @ 10:25pm 
I've nailbombed myself twice, both times by getting panicky and dropping the bomb when I don't have a corner to run around. The first time I made it to lv3, this massive zombie swarm comes at me from both sides so, calm as can be, I lead them to the nearest glitch, and, like the boss leader I am, I ran in first....
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