We need...

[DaveyJones77]

More action on this board.

[Petrothian]

*scratchs self*
*burps*

[DaveyJones77]

Thats what I'm talking about.

[SoMeOnE_the_oDD]

If you preempt our actions with your own reactions, perhaps we might be forced to comply by the laws of physics. I recommend temper tantrums. Those really get me riled. Then I will deliver my own carefully worded thoughts to retroactively cause your pain.

[Nadlug]

*Drives through a cinderblock wall in an armored Humvee armed with a gatling Gun that fires Double bacon Cheeseburgers at a rate of 50,000 Calories per second. Amid the cloud of dust and hailfire of flying burgers you hear the screeching of tires.
As the dust and rubble from the wall settles, through the smoke of burnt rubber you see the Humvee Pulling a continous doughnut Meanwhile the "America ♥♥♥♥ yeah" theme blares over the Humvees Radio.
The turret gunner is none other than a young Samuel L Jackson Looking more pissed than he ever did in Pulp fiction. You notice him glaring at you only moments before your pelted with a barrage of Freedom burgers, and the Humvee speeds off into the distance just as suddenly as it appeared.
Minutes later you begin to recover from the shock of the whole situation and can only help but wonder.*
"Did I just see Chuck Norris staring at me through the Grille of that Humvee?"

[tu-shady]

Only man can accomplish this.

Michael Bay

[SoMeOnE_the_oDD]

50,000 properly capitalized Calories per second? That's still like... one hamburger every three minutes! Thank goodness I don't eat them or I'd never be fit enough to get away!

[Nadlug]

Originally posted by SoMeOnE_the_oDD:

50,000 properly capitalized Calories per second? That's still like... one hamburger every three minutes! Thank goodness I don't eat them or I'd never be fit enough to get away!

Now im actually curious about the math.

Edit:Using A wendys Baconator as the model (Picked wendys randomly) 940 calories per burger

50000 / 940= 53.19148936 Burgers total per second = 3191.489362 Burgers per minute

According to Wikipedia a M134 Minigun has a rate of fire ranging from 2000-6000 Rounds per minute. So the platform could theoreticly handle this so long as we resolved the issues with the feeding system firing chamber and barrel assembly.

[Petrothian]

cool.... *reminds self to stick with sushi from now on.

[Nadlug]

Originally posted by Petrothian:

cool.... *reminds self to stick with sushi from now on.

Yeah an assembly for firing Sushi rolls out of a Minigun would probably be eaiser to make ultimately.

At any rate developers if I dont see a bandit boss that drives an armored Humvee with a turret ill be firmly disappointed. :P

[Herger Joyous]

bewbs.

[SoMeOnE_the_oDD]

Man, now I wish I had eaten those burgers so I might have better enjoyed what life I had.

"I don't... I don't know what happened...
Oh god, there was ketchup everywhere!"

[Nadlug]

Honestly im not quite sure what made me come up with all that. But im glad i did.
Also when I was doing the math, yeah guess what I was eating.

[GrillMaster ✿]

were just w8ing for patch's been some time. Cant w8 to see that new engine

[Panic]

Originally posted by GrillMaster:

were just w8ing for patch's been some time. Cant w8 to see that new engine

why? surely there gonna f@@k it up anyway

[GrillMaster ✿]

Originally posted by Panic:

Originally posted by GrillMaster:

were just w8ing for patch's been some time. Cant w8 to see that new engine

why? surely there gonna f@@k it up anyway

How so