Ty Tanium Jul 17, 2013 @ 3:10pm
Fastest Kill Time?
My record for quick kill was 43 seconds over 300 ml/s
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ntw3001 Jul 17, 2013 @ 3:21pm 
31 seconds. Did you know you can kill a man by chopping directly downwards into his skuill with a medicine axe?
Nicolas Cage Jul 17, 2013 @ 3:22pm 
Mine was 14 sec. , i had to grab the hammer and beat on the skull really fast.
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Grave Jul 17, 2013 @ 3:39pm 
4 seconds. axe to face as hard as possible.
<eVa> Zork Nemesis Jul 29, 2013 @ 6:35pm 
3 seconds, Brain Surgery, Ambulance, punched him in the face with the fire extinguisher.
Chains Jul 29, 2013 @ 7:04pm 
Brain Surgery, just stick the drill in and make scrabbled eggs
Nicolas Cage Jul 29, 2013 @ 8:18pm 
yum
Sol Jul 29, 2013 @ 10:45pm 
3 seconds, drill to the noggin.
ReverendTed Jul 29, 2013 @ 11:44pm 
Zork said it - the fire extinguisher is also excellent at extinguishing Bob.
<eVa> Zork Nemesis Jul 30, 2013 @ 2:05am 
Originally posted by ReverendTed:
Zork said it - the fire extinguisher is also excellent at extinguishing Bob.

Ironically enough, I also managed both the blood loss and speed achievements for that surgery by trying to beat my three second kill with the extinguisher. One case I managed to remove the entire skull with about 3000 blood remaining in less than 10 seconds, while another case saw over half the skull removed with no blood loss whatsoever. The second one I managed to complete the surgery losing less than 300ml blood.

Botched extinguisher murder attempts ended up saving his life, imagine that!
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Akari-Chan's Right Bun Jul 30, 2013 @ 2:03pm 
lrn2drill.

7 seconds, brain surgery. Pick up the drill. Insert into head.
Nefnoj Jul 30, 2013 @ 2:28pm 
Three seconds, hatchet, brain surgery.
[T.E.U] I'm Thinkin' Sushi Jul 30, 2013 @ 10:29pm 
I can only make it to 4 seconds with the brain/ drill D:
Sol Jul 30, 2013 @ 11:13pm 
Originally posted by <eVa>Zork Nemesis:
Botched extinguisher murder attempts ended up saving his life, imagine that!

Anything is possible if only you believe! *twirl*
Yarosurafu Jul 31, 2013 @ 12:38am 
Why be the fastest? You just need to enjoy that murder :)
Grave Jul 31, 2013 @ 9:01am 
3 seconds. Hatchet.
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