The Achievement Thread - COMPLETE LIST - SPOILERS inside...
A list of ALL Achievements from the game.
AWARDED THROUGH PLAYING THE GAME (you can't miss these)
Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
That’ll Do, Pig
You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Enabler of the Year
Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Not With My Whale, You Don’t!
Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Making Friends Everywhere You Go
You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unexpected Disco Stud
Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
We Would’ve Brought a Gift
But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Law and Order: Lost Wages
Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Law and Order: Lost Wages II
This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Handy to Have Around the House
You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Oh. My. God.
You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
I believe these can be missed:
You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz.
Call the sex line number 555-6969
It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
The hooker is the women on the 2nd floor at Lefty's
Pretty (Gross) Woman
You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
You Love This Game!
Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
This game cabinet can be found at the "Come 'n' Go" store. Just click on it as if you were going to use it.
Is This Something To Be Proud of?
Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say?
Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Click on the "condom" add under the counter to start the sequence for buying the condom.
Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
when outside of a building, just stand and wait doing nothing. The dog will appear when you've been idle for too long. You'll score the achievement when it pees on you.
You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
after you have sex with the hooker at Lefty's, get dressed WITHOUT taking the condom off... then leave the bar
Swirlie Swan Song
What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
leave Lefty's and walk off the screen to the left.
“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
leave Lefty's and walk into the road
Secret Agent Man
Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite.
For this achievement, you must NOT buy the wine in the Come 'n' Go store. This means you won't be able to trade it for the knife. Instead, once you are on the bed and are tied down, switch to the "smell/taste" icon and click on the cords to 'chew' them off
Something to Tell the Grandkids
She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub.
when larry is in the hot tub with Eve, just keep turning the red tap beside him repeatedly until this unlocks.
The Old and The Hopeless
You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone.
Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?
S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's
Hey, Is This Yours?
Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69.
once you find the doll just take it to Club 69 and show it to the guy covered with girls (do not blow it up). For extra dialogue, fix the doll first
I Can Walk the Walk!
Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us
simply read all the stars on the sidewalk outside all the locations in the game.
You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine.
Credit Watcher Extraordinaire
Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him.
when you find the coveralls on the 7th floor of the casino, do not search for the key. Instead, take them outside and find the apple seller and give him the coveralls. This will pop the achievement, and he'll still give you both the key and the apple.
Is That All There is?
Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows.
enter the cabaret at the casino... if no one is on stage, leave and come back... then just stand there listening to the jokes/songs until this achievement pops
Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On
Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here.
taken from anothe thread :
Everyone in Lefty's
Guy you give Wine box to
People in casino
Cabaret actors 2guys/1 lady
Everyone in Club 69
Flashers outside chapel
Convenience store clerk
Jasmine -whale trainer
Faith - security guard
You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides.
You can only use the cab 7 times. If you call the cab and do not use it, it still counts against you. If you die in the cab, it counts against you... so make sure you ALWAYS use the cab when called, and always make sure you have enough money for the cab BEFORE you call it. This is especially important after Fawn robs you in the casino!
Lefty's -> Casino -> Store -> Chappel -> Store -> Casino -> Lefty's -> Casino
Don't worry if it doesn't pop after the last cab ride, it won't pop until you floated over to Eve's balcony.
Order of the White Pants
Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s.
just keep moving, and the dog will never come out to pee on you.
Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers!
Not sure about this one... I completed the game without ever relying on strangers (i.e. receive money from the bum when you are broke) and yet the achievement did not pop for me. I did reload when gambling though. Some have stated they went broke gambling and reloaded and were fine, I know I was not. My advice would be to never bet it all when gambling.
Last edited by Shogs
Jul 2 @ 9:01am