Postat: 21 decembrie
I've played DOOM for years, but holy s***!!!!- This game feels brand f***ing new 'cause I'm totally wasted, and even on the easy mode (forgot what it was called), is a b**** to win. There' something about nostalgia that I (can't) quite get my (kinda like a certain female body part) finger on, but after a while, I'll figure it out. Hol s***, I'm, out of it!!! Regard-f***ing-less,DOOM is a frickin' awesome game and you would suck b***s if you didn't play through it at least once in your boringa** life, so what are you waiting for? Buy this awesome s*** now!!!
P.S.- Dear Valve, I am terribly sorry for putting this kind of garbage on your website or whatever, but let's be honest,- You wanted a review and I gave you one, despite being drunk. Now, I could lie my a** off and you would get sued for selling a s***ty game or I could be honest (like now) and you guys would still (probably) sell a s***ty game, but at least the consumer would be aware of it and thus, would not sue. Kapeesh?
P.P.S.- However, if my review is REALLY that bad, feel free to delete it. It's understandable.