Posted: November 20
Early Access Review
With over 48 Hours put into this game, I feel like they should change the description to this:
Give us your money! Enjoy Castle Story, the monumental project where you control emotionless yellow blobs, watch as they toil away gathering sticks and bricks for endless minutes of slave labor fun! Get psyched as they bring your very own castle to life with broken physics brick by brick!
Introducing such features as:
- Broken AI, your children will have hours of enjoyment watching these blobs get stuck and hault productivity.
- Pause Button, stop all the action so you can wait even longer!
- Torches, make your fortress the center of attention with awesome lighting props!
- Blobs with Hats! Love Team Fortress 2? Join in the fun with epic patch updates like hats!
- Watch your blobs defend against equally broken AI enemies!
Tired of constantly updating your game? NO PROBLEM!! You have our solumn Sauropod guarantee that we won't be cluttering up your download list any time soon.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!! ... wait ... no, no there really isn't.
Seriously...blobs with hats, and torches...that's the extent of this game...do not recommend purchasing ever.