Публикувани: 27 май
You know that feeling you get when you purchase a game, and it turns out to be one of the best decisions you've ever made. The combat is great, and the mechanics are cool, you play it with your friends; and you all laugh out loud "HAHAHAHA" and you say "I'm so glad we bought this game!"
This game is the opposite of that...
This game is probably the worst thing to ever happen to anyone....EVER, literally it's like a really really really fat guy that walks onto the train you and your friends are on, and he sits right next to you, and he smiles at you, it's a bit disconcerting, but you smile back. And then you hear it, the loudest, longest fart you've ever heard, you try to ignore it and put your shirt over your mouth. But it doesn't help, the smell penetrates your nostrils, and seeps into your eye sockets. Your eyes start to water and your heart starts beating out of your chest, you just have to get out of there. You look back to the man sitting beside you, He's just smiling at you, his grin penetrating you skin and burrowing into your soul. Your friends start to convulse, Issac your friend since early child hood, projectile vomits across the train carriage, you are now covered im vomit. you begin to cry, the man starts to laugh. the sound like a wet towel slapping against a tiled floor, tears streak down your face and in your mind you can't help but think to yourself.....why did i buy this terrible game