Infestation: Survivor Stories Classic

Infestation: Survivor Stories Classic

Septic ☢ Jan 8, 2013 @ 2:41pm
WarZ current check list.
Gestapo ♥♥♥♥ Moderators - √

Broken English replies from Sergey but perfect English apology - √

Sergey calling customers ♥♥♥♥♥♥s - √

First of its kinda original mmo zombie apocolypse survival indie post apocalyptic fps deathmatch thunderdome lollapalooza game - √

Kewk - √

Hackers ruling the game and complete silence from Hammerpoint, lulz just kidding anti-hack has been running all along - √

Crazy super duper one day only steam sale - √

False advertisement - √ √

Innocent Bans - Working as intended

WarZ Forums - Aaannnnd its gone

DDoS protection -

Off-road atv four wheeling semi truck driving reverse 180 10,000mph vehicles - Big Rigs

Sell the game for money AND include a micro transaction shop - √

4000 dollars for a can of ham - √

Contests and Giveaways that don't actually exist - √

OMG KATANAS - √

Engine optimizations every week as patch notes - √

A well deserved two week paid holiday - √

Game is being demolished from the inside out by hackers. Lulz were on holiday - √

Developers diary - √

Sell the alpha version at a more expensive price than the herp derp foundation release version - √

Make Russian version cheaper with better bonuses - √

Silence all negative criticism - √

People hate our game, please upvote it at metacritic - √

Demand all hackers names on live stream - √

Develop new game - √

Leave WarINC users in the dark - √

Be sued by major motion picture company to get free name change - √

No refunds - √

Lulz change refund management company to prevent refunds for early supporters - √

Buy a "How not to run a company for dummies" book from bargain bin - √

Ignore everyone - √

Spend little to no money, ever - √
Last edited by Septic ☢; Jan 8, 2013 @ 2:42pm
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CabaLJB Jan 8, 2013 @ 2:43pm 
First I believed you but then: "Buy a "How not to run a company for dummies" book from bargain bin - √" now I know that you are joking.
Ace♡ Jan 8, 2013 @ 2:49pm 
Most of that is true though, with a few jokes interspersed
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