Things you'd rather do than play this game:

[carlosdelfuente]

Eat my own knees.
Walk through downtown Pyongyang wearing an American flag chanting "USA! USA!"
Watch The Big Bang Theory.
Share a cell with a 6'9" weight-lifting child-murderer called "Bubba".
Play any Simpsons licensed video game ever created.
Insult Liam Neeson's kids, to his face.
Drink triple-distilled wombat urine.

[ArmoredBlvr]

Carlos you should post this over in the defiance forums, lol

[JEEBS]

eat my own body fluids

[Ew]

I would rather just set the money on fire, more entertainment that way actually.

[Tox Laximus]

I would go and watch the film with and buy a bottle of asprin (dwane jonson makes my head hurt)

[Dr. Fronkensteen]

Hey Hit & Run wasn't that bad.

Walk over hot coals just after someone had a floruescent light tube battle over them.

[AutisticPinoy989]

Work as the cashier and flipping burgers at the Burger King.

[alexwebster1]

Fry and eat my own wedding vegetables

[carlosdelfuente]

alexwebster1 původně napsal:

Fry and eat my own wedding vegetables

Probably even fry them before removing them.

[Insomnia]

Have my Spleen for dinner.

"Play any Simpsons licensed video game ever created." Never played The simpsons beat um up arcade game? Great game.

[ZeroSafe]

Try and cross the border illegally into Mexico wearing a pair of neon boxers and nothing else in broad daylight. I'd get more thrills out of that.

[carlosdelfuente]

Jonny88 původně napsal:

Never played The simpsons beat um up arcade game? Great game.

No, but yeah, I'd rather play that :) I'd rather play Hit & Run even for enhanced realism. *shudder*

[Lord Wayne]

I'd rather:
Play Aliens Colonial Marines, RE6 or Star Trek: TVG
Box against the Rock
Watch the 'Cat in the Hat' movie

[Somnibrew]

I'd rather go to hell

[BeerGod40oz]

Id rather kill myself than play this crap

[carlosdelfuente]

I'd rather join Al-Qaeda, then, after a few months, mention casually in conversation "Oh yeah, I'm a fundamentalist Christian! You didn't know that? Want some of this bacon sandwich? It's delicious."