carlosdelfuente May 24, 2013 @ 5:17pm
Things you'd rather do than play this game:
Eat my own knees.
Walk through downtown Pyongyang wearing an American flag chanting "USA! USA!"
Watch The Big Bang Theory.
Share a cell with a 6'9" weight-lifting child-murderer called "Bubba".
Play any Simpsons licensed video game ever created.
Insult Liam Neeson's kids, to his face.
Drink triple-distilled wombat urine.
Last edited by carlosdelfuente; May 24, 2013 @ 5:20pm
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ArmoredBlvr May 24, 2013 @ 6:23pm 
Carlos you should post this over in the defiance forums, lol
That Party Guy May 25, 2013 @ 1:32am 
eat my own body fluids
Ew|mp3 May 25, 2013 @ 2:43am 
I would rather just set the money on fire, more entertainment that way actually.
Tox Laximus May 25, 2013 @ 3:09am 
I would go and watch the film with and buy a bottle of asprin (dwane jonson makes my head hurt)
Bobdamek May 25, 2013 @ 3:14am 
Hey Hit & Run wasn't that bad.

Walk over hot coals just after someone had a floruescent light tube battle over them.
S.L.R.F. May 25, 2013 @ 3:37am 
Work as the cashier and flipping burgers at the Burger King.
alexwebster1 May 25, 2013 @ 1:29pm 
Fry and eat my own wedding vegetables
carlosdelfuente May 25, 2013 @ 1:51pm 
Originally posted by alexwebster1:
Fry and eat my own wedding vegetables

Probably even fry them before removing them.
Jonny88 May 25, 2013 @ 2:11pm 
Have my Spleen for dinner.

"Play any Simpsons licensed video game ever created." Never played The simpsons beat um up arcade game? Great game.
Last edited by Jonny88; May 25, 2013 @ 2:12pm
Unprofessional Stormtrooper May 25, 2013 @ 2:26pm 
Try and cross the border illegally into Mexico wearing a pair of neon boxers and nothing else in broad daylight. I'd get more thrills out of that.
carlosdelfuente May 25, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
Originally posted by Jonny88:
Never played The simpsons beat um up arcade game? Great game.

No, but yeah, I'd rather play that :) I'd rather play Hit & Run even for enhanced realism. *shudder*
[AJSA] Lord Wayne May 25, 2013 @ 2:45pm 
I'd rather:
Play Aliens Colonial Marines, RE6 or Star Trek: TVG
Box against the Rock
Watch the 'Cat in the Hat' movie
GameAddictPenguin May 25, 2013 @ 3:04pm 
I'd rather go to hell
[]PurpleHaze[] May 25, 2013 @ 3:18pm 
Id rather kill myself than play this crap
carlosdelfuente May 25, 2013 @ 3:40pm 
I'd rather join Al-Qaeda, then, after a few months, mention casually in conversation "Oh yeah, I'm a fundamentalist Christian! You didn't know that? Want some of this bacon sandwich? It's delicious."
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