Indsendt: 20. januar
Ok... This game... I've played over 500 games before in my life... And not a single one got laughing as hard as this one.
I have a section in my Steam Library called, 'The Holy Game' and Garry's Mod is in there. That's about to change. This game is the best game I have ever played in my life! I love games that keep me laughing, show complete and utter randomness that you forget that there's even a storyline behind it.
Usually in games, I like to do what I'm supposed to do and try not to kill the A.I. this game however, it was just so entertaining to run around killing people with the dumbest sh*t imaginable. I would really like a Postal 2. I don't care about the graphics. In fact, you will end up having so much fun on this game that you will completely forget how bad the graphics are. It's like going back to the original Half Life but now it's actually fun.
The voice acting is hilariously stupid but I love it! Especially the main character's voice. The females on this game make me laugh my a** because they sound like (and I'm pretty sure that they actually were) they were used on 11 year old girls. The males also sound like they were acted by a teenage boy. The main character is just... just... Chuck Testa... And Chuck Norris combined.
This game is so fantastic that it also deserves a list of the pros and cons:
-Can use cats as gun attatchments
-Can again cop niorety.
-Can be jailed and escape unlike GTA where the cops just kill you
-Can go in nearly every single room in the game.
-Variety of Game Modes
-Different story lines
-Can remove limbs from bodies
-Your drug trip without getting high
-Can get high on cat nip
-Police actually give you a chance to drop your gun unlike you know what
-Police have different guns
-Some civilians supprise you with a gun hidden in there a** crack.
-Can rob a bank unlike you know what
-Can have some good physics unlike you know what
-Can blow up cars and make them go flying
-Can kick people in the face
-Can kick open doors
-Can stick sledgehammers up cows a**'s
-Can die by cats
-Can't die from stupid hights like in minecraft
-Can lose limbs and still be alive (unless it's your head).
Bare in mind that I've only played half of the first day out of seven on only one game mode...
This is my largest review so far and this game deffinately deserves it! Well done to whoever made this, this is the best game I have ever played. I would reccomend this to anyone unless you're some boring fart who just wants to play World Of Warcraft all day.
Overall I would rate this game:
Would smoke cat - nip again.