Posted: February 27
There are things I need of you. Things you may not understand. Please heed my words and hope you do not make the same mistakes i did.
My name is Phillip and oh dear, this mess of a game.
My story begins in January 2015. I noticed that the steam sale was on and decided that I would browse around. My eyes finally found Penumbra. It was on sale (£1.25). I bought it, not realising what was at the end.
Requiem was not what I was expecting. It was not Penumbra. It was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ collection of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puzzles.
Now I must ask of you. I promised the Tuurngait that I would leave this game in peace. You must now do what I failed to do.
Forget that this game exists. Leave it to be lost to the passage of time, but warn others to stay away. I had to perform tests for the Tuurngait, jumping through hoops like the Blobfish it saw me as. It was right: I WAS A PENUMBRA FAN!
I promised I would leave this game in peace. I Lied. I hope you have the strength to do what I failed to do.
Penumbra:Requiem is located at steam id: 22140
Kill them. Kill them all.