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Xaneks Apr 1 @ 3:09pm
The Vort jokes page
Combine the word "vort" with something else to make a vortijoke. Here is an example and the first submission. Vortiwanking. NOW BEGIN!!
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Xaneks Apr 1 @ 3:18pm 
The HL3 vorticonfirmer is here ! http://www.maxheckel.me/hl3/
Lord Swaggington Apr 15 @ 8:44am 
Vortwhathe♥♥♥♥istheuseinthispage
Vigilant Assasin™ Apr 15 @ 12:44pm 
VortDaFaqDesDatEvenMean
Xaneks Apr 15 @ 2:23pm 
Originally posted by Lord Swaggington:
Vortwhathe♥♥♥♥istheuseinthispage
The vortipoint is to combine words with "vorti" or "vort" to make a funny. Get a sense of vortihumor
Vigilant Assasin™ Apr 15 @ 2:40pm 
Originally posted by xaneks:
Originally posted by Lord Swaggington:
Vortwhathe♥♥♥♥istheuseinthispage
The vortipoint is to combine words with "vorti" or "vort" to make a funny. Get a sense of vortihumor

OkayVortiBro
Xaneks Apr 15 @ 2:43pm 
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
Originally posted by xaneks:
The vortipoint is to combine words with "vorti" or "vort" to make a funny. Get a sense of vortihumor

OkayVortiBro
vortilennyface
Vigilant Assasin™ Apr 15 @ 2:44pm 
Originally posted by xaneks:
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

OkayVortiBro
vortilennyface

VortiVortiVorti!
Vigilant Assasin™ Apr 15 @ 2:46pm 
Originally posted by xaneks:
The HL3 vorticonfirmer is here ! http://www.maxheckel.me/hl3/

AllHailDaVortiGabenForHeHasBlessedUsWithHisMagicalPowers
Xaneks Apr 15 @ 2:48pm 
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
Originally posted by xaneks:
The HL3 vorticonfirmer is here ! http://www.maxheckel.me/hl3/

AllHailDaVortiGabenForHeHasBlessedUsWithHisMagicalPowers
ALL HAIL THE VORTIGABENPONY
Vigilant Assasin™ Apr 15 @ 2:49pm 
Originally posted by xaneks:
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

AllHailDaVortiGabenForHeHasBlessedUsWithHisMagicalPowers
ALL HAIL THE VORTIGABENPONY

VortiYouAreAVortiGoodSir
Xaneks Apr 15 @ 3:29pm 
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
Originally posted by xaneks:
ALL HAIL THE VORTIGABENPONY

VortiYouAreAVortiGoodSir
The sp is a vortirapist! http://youtu.be/1YBDrqxPd-s
Trehek Apr 16 @ 2:53am 
Totally vort it.

Are you eating properly? You look a little vortigaunt.
Last edited by Trehek; Apr 16 @ 2:54am
Waschbalsam™ Apr 16 @ 9:56am 
vortibrator
[Nevronlin]foofin25 Apr 16 @ 12:29pm 
Gimmie the vorti
Watch that vorti
Feel the vorti
Gotta get the vorti

Vort

Vort

Vort

(yesh, vorti)

Vort

Vort

Vort

(mmm yeeaahh)

Vort

Vort

Vort

(yeeeeee)

Vorti is the the vortiest vorti...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT

(awe yeeaahhh)
Vigilant Assasin™ Apr 16 @ 12:48pm 
Originally posted by Nevronlinfoofin25:
Gimmie the vorti
Watch that vorti
Feel the vorti
Gotta get the vorti

Vort

Vort

Vort

(yesh, vorti)

Vort

Vort

Vort

(mmm yeeaahh)

Vort

Vort

Vort

(yeeeeee)

Vorti is the the vortiest vorti...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT

(awe yeeaahhh)

Yo' song very vorti!


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