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Ebolamorph Apr 1, 2014 @ 3:09pm
The Vort jokes page
Combine the word "vort" with something else to make a vortijoke. Here is an example and the first submission. Vortiwanking. NOW BEGIN!!
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Ebolamorph Apr 1, 2014 @ 3:18pm 
The HL3 vorticonfirmer is here ! http://www.maxheckel.me/hl3/
The Autistic Pig Apr 15, 2014 @ 8:44am 
Vortwhathe♥♥♥♥istheuseinthispage
Le Cereal Killer Apr 15, 2014 @ 12:44pm 
VortDaFaqDesDatEvenMean
Ebolamorph Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:23pm 
Originally posted by Lord Swaggington:
Vortwhathe♥♥♥♥istheuseinthispage
The vortipoint is to combine words with "vorti" or "vort" to make a funny. Get a sense of vortihumor
Le Cereal Killer Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:40pm 
Originally posted by xaneks:
Originally posted by Lord Swaggington:
Vortwhathe♥♥♥♥istheuseinthispage
The vortipoint is to combine words with "vorti" or "vort" to make a funny. Get a sense of vortihumor

OkayVortiBro
Ebolamorph Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:43pm 
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
Originally posted by xaneks:
The vortipoint is to combine words with "vorti" or "vort" to make a funny. Get a sense of vortihumor

OkayVortiBro
vortilennyface
Le Cereal Killer Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:44pm 
Originally posted by xaneks:
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

OkayVortiBro
vortilennyface

VortiVortiVorti!
Le Cereal Killer Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:46pm 
Originally posted by xaneks:
The HL3 vorticonfirmer is here ! http://www.maxheckel.me/hl3/

AllHailDaVortiGabenForHeHasBlessedUsWithHisMagicalPowers
Ebolamorph Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:48pm 
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
Originally posted by xaneks:
The HL3 vorticonfirmer is here ! http://www.maxheckel.me/hl3/

AllHailDaVortiGabenForHeHasBlessedUsWithHisMagicalPowers
ALL HAIL THE VORTIGABENPONY
Le Cereal Killer Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:49pm 
Originally posted by xaneks:
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

AllHailDaVortiGabenForHeHasBlessedUsWithHisMagicalPowers
ALL HAIL THE VORTIGABENPONY

VortiYouAreAVortiGoodSir
Ebolamorph Apr 15, 2014 @ 3:29pm 
Originally posted by Your mama (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):
Originally posted by xaneks:
ALL HAIL THE VORTIGABENPONY

VortiYouAreAVortiGoodSir
The sp is a vortirapist! http://youtu.be/1YBDrqxPd-s
Trehek Apr 16, 2014 @ 2:53am 
Totally vort it.

Are you eating properly? You look a little vortigaunt.
Last edited by Trehek; Apr 16, 2014 @ 2:54am
Hefner Apr 16, 2014 @ 9:56am 
vortibrator
Foofin25 Apr 16, 2014 @ 12:29pm 
Gimmie the vorti
Watch that vorti
Feel the vorti
Gotta get the vorti

Vort

Vort

Vort

(yesh, vorti)

Vort

Vort

Vort

(mmm yeeaahh)

Vort

Vort

Vort

(yeeeeee)

Vorti is the the vortiest vorti...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT

(awe yeeaahhh)
Le Cereal Killer Apr 16, 2014 @ 12:48pm 
Originally posted by Nevronlinfoofin25:
Gimmie the vorti
Watch that vorti
Feel the vorti
Gotta get the vorti

Vort

Vort

Vort

(yesh, vorti)

Vort

Vort

Vort

(mmm yeeaahh)

Vort

Vort

Vort

(yeeeeee)

Vorti is the the vortiest vorti...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT

(awe yeeaahhh)

Yo' song very vorti!


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