James May ♫ Jan 17, 2013 @ 1:43pm
This game is so bad
Block and it wont do anything most of the time.. if you hold a near full body shield, it should cover anything that comes infront of you (exception being the head (unless youre aiming shield towards the air thus covering the head, but making legs vulnerable) In this game, you have to "time" it which is bloody ridiculous.

Stand in a corner and you have someone hitting you, and you have a big round shield, it wont block 90% of the times, even if you would keep it up at all times..

People can stab and slash through shields, cant do this irl.

Heres a nice video btw regarding swords vs armor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osTQrJ_axfc

People can kill you with their BACKS towards you.
The cause of this are the swings that people do, even if the swing is nearly finished, you still somehow get damaged or killed, even if the swing is on the opposite side of the person youre looking at.

Polearms are like 5 meters in the game and not what it appears to be i.e. 2m.
Arm + Polearm would be around 2.5m not any longer.

Sometimes 1h swords miss even if youre at 0.2m range and the target is infront of you.
Applies to both slash and overhead/stabs.

Dodging is like teleporting rather than a smooth animation. Especially annoying when people have higher than 50ms.

Ugly graphics.
Atleast improve the water texture and overall textures on the objects like the walls etc. Theyre pretty pixelated at times.

Poorly made maps, can see that they just quickly put them together.
Many areas that have "holes" in them were you can see through the world.

Sounds are weird, when someone charges while running you hear the sound as if its from behind you sometimes haha! :D

Also why are bodies flying into space when you hit them with the stationary crossbow thing!?

1 handed weapons are too fast and yet too powerful, how can little dagger block the full thrust of an overhead 2 hander!? And its hard as ♥♥♥♥ to block them when you have a 2 hander, even if youre a knight youll still be ♥♥♥♥♥ in less than 4 hits from a dagger! WHAT THE FU!?
Last edited by James May ♫; Jan 25, 2013 @ 9:32pm
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MS-DOS 6.22 Jan 17, 2013 @ 1:50pm 
cool story bro
Felixlynch777 Jan 17, 2013 @ 1:51pm 
Shh, no tears now.

Only dreams.

Unrustle your jimmies, noob.
James May ♫ Jan 17, 2013 @ 1:52pm 
Yes, you gotta be a noob to notice the glitchyness of this game. Sad community is sad :(
MS-DOS 6.22 Jan 17, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
it's a glitchy game, so what? everyone who makes a topic like you did gets ripped on. welcome to Steam. You're not special.
James May ♫ Jan 17, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
WHy not fix it. Make it proper. Make it work as intended rather than halfassed... oh wait indie developer, terrible engine.
James May ♫ Jan 17, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
oh and cant you use cheatengine in multiplayer? lmao
Felixlynch777 Jan 17, 2013 @ 1:56pm 
If you said valid complaints like terrible server browser then I'd agree, the game is buggy and it's a big problem.

Your complaints are ridiculous though, plain wrong.
MS-DOS 6.22 Jan 17, 2013 @ 2:07pm 
shieldwall = many shields, requires more than 1 person.

d'oh
BlotSven Jan 17, 2013 @ 2:10pm 
Originally posted by James May:
Block and it wont do ♥♥♥♥. ... if you hold a full body shield, it should cover ANYTHING that comes infront of you. In this game, you have to "time" it.... which is bloody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..
Stand in a corner and you have someone hitting you, and you have a big ♥♥♥ round shield, it wont block ♥♥♥♥ 99% of the times, even if you would keep it up at all times..
People can STAB Through shields.
People can kill you with their BACKS towards you.
Polearms are 5 meters in hte game and not what it appears to be i.e. 2m.
Sometimes 1h swords miss even if youre at 0.5m range and the target is CLEARLY infront of you.
Ugly graphics. Poorly made maps, can see that they just quickly put them together.
Sounds are weird, when someone charges while running you hear the sound as if its from behind you sometimes LOL

So its a bad game because your bad at it? löl
MS-DOS 6.22 Jan 17, 2013 @ 2:15pm 
ok, considering how many people constantly type "your" when they want to type "you're," I'm going to say not that many people can be that stupid, and you all do it on purpose. I'll no longer believe it's because there's an entire generation born AFTER the internet and has been conditioned to think spelling does not matter. No, that's not it at all. You all know better, you just do it on purpose for fun. Yup.
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James May ♫ Jan 17, 2013 @ 2:47pm 
Fix the awful netcode and they can keep the ♥♥♥♥ty shieldblocking then.
₦○₱₠ Jan 17, 2013 @ 3:11pm 
You don't just put up your shield and expect block. You have to put the shield where the enemey's weapon is going. If you are putting it up forward, and he attacks your side, your shield is not there to block. Learn how to block correctly stupid ♥♥♥.
Mr Eyl Jan 17, 2013 @ 4:14pm 
Originally posted by James May:
terrible engine.
- Colonial Marines
- Arkham Asylum
- Arkham City
- Brothers In Arms
- Dishonored
- Hawken
- Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3
- Red Orchestra 2
- Spec Ops: The Line
- Super Monday Night Combat
- Tribes: Ascend
- XCOM: Enemy Unknown

along with all of their respective players, disagree.


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Mr Quacks Jan 17, 2013 @ 4:17pm 
This guy is pretty bad at the game, play the game alittle more before u write a ♥♥♥♥ty review
BlotSven Jan 17, 2013 @ 4:26pm 
Originally posted by Windows 3.1:
ok, considering how many people constantly type "your" when they want to type "you're," I'm going to say not that many people can be that stupid, and you all do it on purpose. I'll no longer believe it's because there's an entire generation born AFTER the internet and has been conditioned to think spelling does not matter. No, that's not it at all. You all know better, you just do it on purpose for fun. Yup.

Seriously man,most ppl here dont have english as theire mother tounge. idiot.
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